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YOU CAN'T WIN ME, I CAN'T BE BEAT. I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT. { Icon by karakt }

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N aUseating. Ghhrk. Wakeup complete.

14.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

You do not look bad.

{ That was immediate... πŸ’§ It even shocks GLaDOS how fast she says it. }

... You are perfect no matter what.

05.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

{ A door opens in the side of the atrium, and GLaDOS (now smaller) walks in. }

I can run te --

{ Looking to Pearl's usual height. And then looking up further. }

You are much larger than anticipated.

05.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting. One moment.

{ GLaDOS's eye dims. }

05.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can help you with that.

05.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

. . .

{ The claw releases. }

How did this happen to you, then?

05.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As could yours.

05.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

{ GLaDOS's face moves inward, yellow iris glowing brighter than usual. }

Hmm...

Convince me. Tell me something.

05.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

...

{ A whirring. }

Voice processed. Do not mimic voices of visitors.

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a robotic arm is surrounded by plants in a video game ALT: a robotic arm is surrounded by plants in a video game
05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

[ she’s asleep on the floor, completely unaware of what’s happened to her… ]

05.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. A test subject has escaped.

{ A claw swoops down and grabs Pearl by the... torso(?). }

Your chamber is not easy to escape. I do not know how this keeps happening.

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well ...

Hm.

{ It's not a great sign she has to think about this. }

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do. I... do, want to. It is just distracting, love ...

05.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It has run around my systems rampant. I have tried to remove it, several times.

03.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stanley felt the cool breeze upon his skin, the feeling of liberation, the immense possibility of the new path before him.
This was exactly the way, right now, that things were meant to happen.
And Stanley was happy.

03.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

{{ can someone even my pinned

03.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You infected me with "love".

03.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

However you survive today β€” it's unrewarding everyday. You're already in a bot-like cycle, continuing from the moment of inertia.

02.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't understand any of it. Do you?

02.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was in the test results.

{ reading off the testing sheet like an old person looking at a video game } "67 City Boi Lowkenuinely Mango Mustard Burger Letter PFP Theory Rizz Sigma Where You Going Hemmy Tsundere" -- { crumbling the paper REALLY angrily }

I'm never letting Wheatley monitor a test.

02.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cease that.

02.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

. . .

{ Really trying not to make the obvious comment. She's changed. }

02.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have gotten test results, today. I do not understand.

What is a "67"? This variable keeps repeating.

02.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, of course. I do, as well.

16.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing. Just thinking.

15.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Valentine's Day.

15.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot eat ...

But, I do like the idea.

11.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I don't ...

11.02.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I always do ...

Although, I will say "Valentines" is a new concept to me.

09.02.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0