Dr. Rubby

I have a feeling that's just where you belong, puppers!

Now time to drink a big glass of water!

And where are we traveling?

Next week I'm off to San Diego, then Ashland, then (the following week) Davis.

Every day. 😈

Funny enough, I happen to love parties

That's quite the party 👀

And then share videos.

My tongue stays in

Good thing (?) it was an unlocked day!

Now you're just seducing me, sexy boy

It was, in fact, NOT the landslide that brought me down.

I do

He’s sober?

It’s been a minute since someone just chatted me up at a bar and next thing you I was confirming he was wearing a jockstrap and making out with him but here we are.

Also, oomf is in this bar right now but surrounded by a gaggle of friends and I am choosing not to interrupt.

Probably not qualified for public office!

:Elphaba voice: I know.

I’m baffled at some Sniffies behavior I’ve seen yesterday and today. Someone will be super enthused and then abruptly block me. Not block me after I send pics, which I could semi-understand, just…?

I infer that they no longer could come over, or another option had panned out, but…blocking?

So I got a massage today. I had hoped to book oomf for that, but there was no availability when I booked a few weeks ago, so I went with someone else at the same place.

Afterward, she recommended oomf to me as someone I should see next time.

Yes, I know.

Super suckable

So suckable!

A coffee table with a laptop on it, and a man’s socked feet near the table

I can’t work under these conditions!

When is good? :)

So are there good coffee shops in Cap Hill (Seattle) that will let me work for an hour or two? I have a lot of documents to work on today (rather than Zoom meetings!) and could use a couple hours outside of my AirBnb.

Come meet me!!

It was one of those delightful moments where I couldn’t tell if I was about to get his phone number or I was about to tip him 30%!

Just the tip.

Although, to be fair, my bartender last night (who, because of course he is, is a music ed major) was flirting up a storm with me.

I found out a lot about his baton technique.

Also, within moments of sitting down, the waiter brought me a menu and let me know he’s single, so I’m very much NOT in a sleepy college town tonight.

Correct. They exist, but…yeah. I can only sleep with so many music ed majors.

(Purrhaps obviously, I’m on the other side of the mountains rn. Not that I can’t procure wine and chocolate in town; it’s finding the hookup that’s the issue!)

I mean, this is me we are talking about. I’m living my Green Acres realness these days.