Pre Malone 🔴⚪️

When we lost PJ Tucker my heart broke

I speak for all millennials when I say NO

I’m sorry

Phrasing?

I’ve been beaten down by reality 😞

A certain world leader has a meeting with the grim reaper

If only one of those happens I will be partying… and we all know which one I’m taking about

Trae Young is the most destined to play for the wizards player I have ever

Sid Meierstrodomus

@4jinxremoving.bsky.social can we get clarification?

Do we not go by height?

Medium Gabby?

Slipped on that banana peel there

20 is sooo many people too 😭

Counterpoint: Tom Hardy excels in dumb movies

My best friend and I went to high school together but also college so I think that makes my situation different

People probably forget the relatively central role NBA players had in 2020, unequivocally good for league stars to start speaking out

#NBAsky

I’ll give you a pass this time since your QB is a tarheel

Is this fun?

Peak football is when everyone just slips and you cannot see half the players on the field because of white jerseys

There is no commentary about the Arsenal ManU match today. It didn’t happen

I hate sports

Gyokeres was especially bad when he came on. This has me really worried he just isn’t up for it

I worry it won’t happen from the inside. Maybe I’m full on doomerism, but I fear we will need foreign intervention because we are too far down the fascism road

Nature publishing group is going to lose its standing in the scientific community in 2-3 years. Is there a futures market to bet on this? Also I hate this world and all the rich assholes who are ruining it

You can always keep them in the freezer to avoid having a cabinet full

That man lived through the late 1900s

Right? Martinelli is great when he has space, which was never going to happen today

I really need this bartender to change the tv 😩

Twitter only went downhill from that moment. That was peak