Comedian pals.

Looking for recommendations of venues in Cardiff for tour. 50-100 seaters.

And anywhere else in Wales actually.

Cheers

Copmanthorpe and Horbury last night.

Amsterdam tonight.

Some game this.

They are arseholes in every way mate

Needs to be acknowledged how much Britain have nailed the plug.

3 robust prongs, solid, reliable.

Not this half hearted two prong shite the Europeans favour.

Or whatever the fuck that weak, thin pish the Americans go for.

Sometimes this job is lovely

You okay babe?

You’ve hardly touched your sheep’s lungs, heart and liver encased in an animal’s intestinal sack.

Burns night.

When Scottish folk pretend to like poetry as an excuse to get pissed.

Having been stuck in a house all day with children because of this storm I am now more climate conscious than I have ever been.

We must never let this happen again.

“Right lads, let’s just keep it cool for the first couple of hours. Don’t do anything to attract attention”

When your husband is getting inaugurated at 5 but you have to kill Roger Rabbit at 6.

Thank you Janet

Back on the road opening for The King Troy Hawke tonight in Dublin.

This bullying needs to stop

First weekend back working in 2025.

10 gigs. 2 podcasts.

Manchester, Belfast, Dublin.

3 of the greats.

You take this back

Friday night in Manchester!

Christmas, Nightingale, Nelson

Some team for lunch

Probably just sit this one out Booky Wook

Just been down to Scotland’s new drugs consumption room.

Turns out poppers isn’t what they mean.

Peter will still get to see the campervan every second weekend

Leon’s poker face in The Traitors trying to pretend he hasn’t been given a Life card.

I see someone has been leaving Lynx around the Highlands.

I mean we’ve all be disappointed by it as a Christmas present but come on.

Quick cinema question.

Will I understand Nosfera 2 if I haven’t seen the first one?

Hope Diddy doesn’t have a house in LA.

All that oil, the thing will go up like a blue light.

If you are sick of your relatives my special is repeated on BBC Scotland tonight at 22.30.

Been watching that Mr Beast show.

Philip Schofield : Cast Away, I think it was called.

Bloody Mary poured, Sinatra and Dino on the tunes, It’s A Wonderful Life next.

I love this night so much.

Merry Christmas to every single one of you.

And remember, no man is a failure who has friends.

Thanks so much to everyone who’s said lovely things about the TV special.

I don’t have an agent or team of writers behind me. It’s all me working my arse off so I hugely appreciate the support.

My favourite day of the year is Christmas Eve & I’m on the homepage of IPlayer.

Mark Nelson Live from Dumfries Award-winning stand-up comedian Mark Nelson’s triumphant homecoming gig at the sold-out Theatre Royal in Dumfries.

Anyone with any sense, tune in tonight to watch one of, if not the, best standups going. He's also just a great guy, so show support @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social

Mark Nelson Live from Dumfries: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4 via @bbciplayer

One of my favourite comedians this lad. Not only that but he’s an absolute gent too. Give this a watch tonight 👌