return to silent hill review: 2 hours of James apologist fanfic but holy shit it is hilarious
30.01.2026 05:56
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return to silent hill review: 2 hours of James apologist fanfic but holy shit it is hilarious
It’s so crazy that they thought cancer needed a backstory
Cristophe Gans really just said “I don’t want to understand multiple women’s stories” and just voltron’d them into 1 abomination
WHY ARE WE SPINNING
WHERE ARE WE GOINH
turning james sunderland into a victim is craaaaaaazy work and I would be so happy to have that level of media illiteracy
the walking nurse conglomerate is me and the girliepops
Ah yes the infamous sewer level flashback
"Is that Meatcanyon?!?!" - @zerggiee.bsky.social, 2026
wow that spider has a beautiful butt
this would go hard in 3D
Who is the little man in the closet???????
why did they turn Eddie into meat canyon
WOOO GIRL CULT
silent hill is when bugs
WHAT IS WITH THIS BUG SEQUENCE???
how does he know where to go there’s no yellow paint
MY SHIEEELLAAA ANGELA WHAT DID THEY DO
The very ironic silent hill forest
Silent Hill Summer Rain is what I’m naming my firstborn
I’ve forgotten this is supposed to be silent hill
This is legitimately the worst needless exposition
“MY james sunderland wouldn’t go to therapy”
- @piggynukka.bsky.social
WHATS THIS FIRST PERSON ANGLE LMAO?????
I’m so glad no one’s here to hear our laughs at that Maria shot
The view of the lake
The lakeview hotel
COOL GUY JAMES HE SMOKES AND ROCK MUSIC
epic intro would be maria flying out of that convertible
I’m so excited
@piggynukka.bsky.social and I have the whole theater to ourselves for silent hill so get ready for a zooted live tweeting
this was the funniest pic to take bc nikkk was vibrating the entire 10-12 seconds my phone took to initialize the camera
"Return to Silent Hill" attendance double that of "Melania"!