If only there were other ways to generate energy that we could have been investing in for decades

Wait I’m being passed a note

If I had to guess, I’d assume that someone created those as placeholder text and they haven’t been updated…

(If you already knew this and were making a joke, then boy is my face red)

The Tynemouth Aquarium has monkeys, but they’ve realised people will ask “why do you have monkeys?”so they’ve put up a helpful sign

The sign basically says “We just think they’re cute”

Perfect, no notes

My daughter has returned from a couple of days with her grandparents with the new @robbiddulph.bsky.social book, #TheLastWolf.

I asked her if she wanted to start reading it together tonight, but she said “Sorry Daddy, it was so good I’ve already finished it”.

A truly ringing endorsement.

Somebody has wronged Tony and I need to know more about it

a group of people are sitting on a set of stairs and one of them is wearing a hat ALT: a group of people are sitting on a set of stairs and one of them is wearing a hat

I see the Labour Party is once again doing what it does best: fighting the Labour Party

Very surprised to see that Jack has replaced Stephen as Best Dressed Male Player, but it happened

#TheTraitors

“After tonight you will be relying only on instinct” says Claudia

Right, because up until now they’ve had the advantage of forensic evidence and eyewitness testimony?

#TheTraitors

Rachel and Stephen’s survival tactics #TheTraitors

a man says " that 's how it works " in front of a kitchen ALT: a man says " that 's how it works " in front of a kitchen

“You’re trying to sway people to vote a certain way”, says Roxy, finally understanding the game

#TheTraitors

Every Faithful as they attempt to work out what the dagger situation means #TheTraitors

OK fine sometimes London *is* nice

Oh no!

"How do you do a deal with people who have been saying things that were clearly not true, not just for months, but clearly for years?"

Kemi Badenoch there, apparently talking about Robert Jenrick but failing to realise how easily that description might fit her whole party

Claudia: “I’m throwing a dinner party for you all”
Jade’s face: “I can’t spend another minute with these people”
#TheTraitors

Jessie has been so set on Stephen for days that the subtitler didn’t notice she’d changed to Fiona tonight #TheTraitors

Fiona vs Rachel: like Alien V Predator, only this time, we all win #TheTraitors

Never mind AC-12, Amanda seems to be struggling with A is for Apple

#TheTraitors

I wondered too, but actually I don’t think this is too odd, as players often seem to allow space for private conversations in the castle. It’s usually not so obvious as “let’s stand in front of this picture”, but it doesn’t always mean “we’re traitors”

With the Secret Traitor setup apparently ending so quickly, I feel like either:
1 - they decided early on that it wasn’t working for some reason
2 - there’s a twist coming in the next episode (eg we the viewer don’t get to see who it is, Claudia recruits another secret one, etc etc)
#TheTraitors

🎶 it’s the most wonderful Prime of the year 🎶

If you want to know what my sense of humour is, #TheNakedWeek’s running “which is?” gag is *laser-targetted* at me.

- Guest use jargon/technical term/acronym/etc
- @andrewhunterm.bsky.social says “which is?”
- guest replies “no Andy, it’s nothing to do with witches”
- I laugh my head off

🎶 Say it ain’t so 🎶
🎶 I will not go 🎶
🎶 Turn the lights off 🎶
🎶 Carry me home 🎶

The NYT Connections team are using their platform to try to placate @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social and the #OnlyConnect gang… will the feud continue?

I think Celia actually said “enunciation”, because she was talking about the importance of projecting your voice, and not about the announcement of the Incarnation by the angel Gabriel to Mary

#thecelebritytraitors #thetraitors

There are some great user experience/service design arguments for digital ID cards, but the government has decided to ignore all of those and focus on the extremely impractical use case of “making life more unpleasant for migrant workers”

“I’m not uncertain at all,” says Lisa Nandy, in a voice dripping with uncertainty #r4today

Avoiding the #tubestrike disruption by working at home today

And by living and working in Newcastle

You’re right and more people should adopt this attitude.

You can make much nicer beans by getting a tin of cannellini/whatever and adding your own choice of flavouring.

Newcastle defiantly holding out against this prediction