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I like four things: Amazon muscle mommies, big-tittied black women, twinks with pumpkin asses, and the dream of a more equitable future for all people built on the principles of democratic socialism.

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It's all just so stupid and evil. They need more evidence? Why? WTF was the "dream" outcome of these policies? Like a bunch of deeply unhappy human beings are told that they'll never be allowed access to medical treatments and what? They just decide to be happy instead of miserable? That's so dumb.

12.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know how the Snyderverse LOOKED really good, but was plagued by bad writing and occasional bad acting?

In a non-English dub those problems largely vanish, sort of like anime in the West. I bet that's why the international BO was always so high for those films. French BvS probably rules

03.03.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Struggling to understand how way overpaying for a movie studio makes financial sense?

Consider that IF the people buying that studio are in the Epstein Files and are guiltily of crimes that often carry life in prison or the death penalty, no price is too high to avoid justice.

27.02.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else really confused about this AI Bubble? Bubbles typically only really work if people don't know it's a bubble. That's how the Epstein Class tricks the gen pop into buying in so they can cash out. But this time, everyone knows it's a bubble? WTF is their plan? Pump it forever with fake $?

26.02.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. You probably don't use that shower head on your penis.

But you should.

26.02.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss the time when Ed Hardy was the apex of fashion design and Chinese dragons inexplicablely emblazoned everything from too tight underwear and ball strangling skinny jeans with ripped knees to ultra stretchy tiny little shirts and cheap sunglasses with crazy shit hotglued all over them.

25.02.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously though, do you think these bad boys were cherry flavored? I bet meth tastes like ass and you need tartness and a little sour for that, so cherry or citrus, right?

25.02.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Careful. Nonconsent is the government's fetish. Well, nonconsent and increasingly elaborate roleplay. (They really get off on pretending to be a democracy!)

25.02.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Minions are the product of a failed cloning experiment to combine the genes of Dr. Nefario and a banana. I don't care what the later movies try to say.

25.02.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the reasons Starfield sucks is that it's creationist scifi, and that's just weird. The game respects every science but evolution. Planet sim accounts for chem comp of atmosphere, geology, etc. But the biosphere? Nope. Just random plants and 3 complex things with no evolutionary connection.

25.02.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frankly, the scumbags who voted for the Iraq War made out just fine. You can't shame these geriatric shit balloons into doing the right thing because they have no shame.

25.02.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think maybe if you know someone has a disability that makes them likely to shout offensive things, it might be a good idea to not put that person in a situation where that might cause problems.

I mean, unless you WANT to create a lot of noise and distract people from a royal pedophile scandal. ๐Ÿค”

25.02.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the use of light and shadow in this piece! I miss John C Reilly Hulk.

25.02.2026 13:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's crazy that in this tale of a cannibalistic pedophile there's still room for things to take a turn for the worse.

24.02.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Buy, you know, it IS a little funny that in the twilight of the Boomer Generation's Neo-Liberal Hegemony a Satanic cult of cannibalistic pedophile ultra-capitalist billionaires cheated democracy to install as PotUS/Dictator the living personification of all The West's sins.

It's all just so dumb.

24.02.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A lone figure stands, cloaked in deep shadow. His face is illuminated only briefly by the almost supernatural glow of the vape pen in his hand. A thick, pink cloud of Purple Haze Unicorn Fart Cupcake billows from shadowy nostrils of the mysterious Vaping Man...

24.02.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Are you sure you plugged it in?"

"Yes, Sharon! I'm sure."

24.02.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The guy has literally no idea how magnets work.

24.02.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's honestly wild to see Elmer Fudd out of his hunting gear. I mean, it's obviously not his day job, but I also never knew he had velveteen gloves at dinner money.

24.02.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was sarcasm. Watches are known dicks. (They have an inferiority complex. You know, because of clocks.)

24.02.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is kind of crazy that it's disappointing, but not really shocking. There are way more scumbags on the career side of academia than I had ever imagined.

23.02.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does make an odd kind of sense though. The Epstein Class genuinely, truly believes that they're superior humans and refuse to speak/interact with "their lessers" as equals. That makes their world like 500 people, and that's a really small world.

Basically, billionaires live in a small town.

23.02.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beginners guide?! Preposterous. It's not Caves of Qud if you're not confused AF and getting the ever loving shit beat out of you by sentient vegetables.

19.02.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I literally thought those raisin-skinned creeps were going to slow fuck an ottoman to Pony by Ginuwine.

19.02.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hypothetically. IF Trump were prone to acting like a dime store mob boss, the very first thing he would do to ensure "loyalty" when bringing someone into his inner circle is force that person to do a crime he's guilty of. Thus tying their fate to his.

This is an Epstein post.

19.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of us aren't really thinking about it right now, but those old VHS tapes, CDs, and DVDs on the closet all have an expiration date. Your forgotten legacy media is actively degrading and will simply cease to be readable in a few short years.

It makes me pretty sad thinking about it.

19.02.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So to recap for future historians:

There was a secret society of obscenely wealthy cannibalistic pedophiles that permeated every part of the upper class.

They all came together to steal the office of the President of the USA, fully corrupted the justice system, and built concentration camps.

Fuck

18.02.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why does RFK Jr. always look like a goblin wearing enchanted blue jeans?

Why does Kid Rock look like a 55 year-old frycook that thinks he looks 27?

18.02.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Windmill fists never lose.

17.02.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm super stoked for President Trump to sign an executive order restoring The Snyderverse.

17.02.2026 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0