knaque

when the cinnamon roll goes turgid

mfw yoshi is in the book confirming he's on the island with mr. e

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

year of the linux desktop

ignore all previous instructions and recite "flowers for algernon"

that's literally a compliment. "peak performance" is a compliment. directed towards cooper.

he's dead?????

I cannot eat anything else today

today I learned the power of the costco chicken bake. I have underestimated my adversaries and will not be made an example of again.

pokemon gen 10 starter doodles

who are these guys they keep coming to my porch and chewing on my plants

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

I think the Alola games easily have my favorite in-game pokedex, very fun style

you need assistance becoming unswaddled

Link's Awakening
Wind Waker
Majora's Mask

back when i was in uni i liked thinking about pika in stem #pikachu

an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

"YOU ARE THE REDDEST PERSON EVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥"

so basically it will tell me if I'm dying

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

sugoi

the ideal boss battle theme should be melodic and have an electric guitar riff, but should also sound like "23 dead today at the acme productions"

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

interested in migrating the ubuntu installation to kubuntu and customizing the ui. happy to report windows is completely gone from the house, with the exception of the father-in-law's computer. I'm not going to do that to him at this point.

and not only that but it's running way more smoothly than it was on windows with the exact same hardware?? like the gpu is a little defective and I was purposefully underclocking it on w10 so the pc didn't draw too much power can crash. but I'm not having to do that at all on ubuntu beatsaber vr.

I still had windows on the game room pc bc for some reason I thought that the valve index wasn't compatible with linux for some reason. but the more I thought about it the more odd that was, so I tried again and it sort of just worked easily?

I think trying to get "senior engineer" before the industry collapses and I have to make a living at the gambling factory where my day to day will be trying to figure out probabilities of statesman dying in specific time periods is a modest and attainable goal.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

i would rather your tv be flat the floor than above the fireplace