revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯

My dental clinic is being run by a new dentist and have decided to stop accepting my insurance for No Fucking Reason At All 🙂

Nonzero possibility we end up under a wind advisory for three days straight

Is the tide finally turning on nostalgia? We should be so lucky

Just like how I deserve a smack for being so uptight

In some Buddhist traditions, there's a senior monk who'll give you a smack with a reed if they catch you drifting off during meditation. Food for thought

Too many people walking around not getting a smack

Dinofuckers rise up

Happy 313 Day!

If you had a strong negative reaction to what Tim Chalamet said, you need to smoke more weed

The nain rouge is real and he's my friend

You met me during a very Spanish part of my life 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

Screenshot of a post from @/PopBase that shows a COVID virus with the caption "6 years ago today, COVID-19 was officially declared a global pandemic"

I kinda regret not getting ripped in quarantine

Reminding myself saying the wrong thing is usually a much easier fix than saying nothing at all

Everything is so stupid and bad, the least you can do is undercharge people for weed

Should've skipped work to get high and wander around an art museum

Looking forward to March Madness this year. The people yearn for Spirit Week

How long has it been since the last time I went bowling? Too long

If I was a baseball player I'd hunt my enemies for sport and get away with it because I'd use elaborate, baseball themed set-ups and the legal system would have no choice but to respect my commitment to the bit

We unironically need more of our young men to start fibermaxxing

I want to accomplish my goals so I can feel smug while comparing myself to people who are more popular and well adjusted than I am

Feeling surprisingly good for a first day at work after a week off

You will all be shocked beyond all human belief that a lot of the same British weirdos who have fucked up and weird opinions on trans people also have weird and fucked up opinions on autistic people

Tex Avery's Fantastic Planet

A large dish of paella, roughly about 2 and half or 3 feet across

Big Paella

Medieval art and gothic architecture are so cool

It appears the Brits are being stupid about autism. Fucking limeys. . .

Jet lag fucking sucks man

They may not get quite as much acclaim as the guys who invented booing or throwing rotten tomatoes at the stage, but the first person to draw stink lines on somebody was still an all-time hater

Entirely unsurprising that the more evidence that comes out, the clearer it is that the BBC is the biggest villain in this whole ugly story

Smiling Friends is over, man, I can't fucking believe this