Tim Kelly

Never no nope

Had a lot of fun trying my hand at recreating some of that classic John Blanche style using the Masterclass sets from @thearmypainter.bsky.social - the one 'outside' paint I allowed myself was Plate Mail Metal for highlights. Not sure I quite hit Blanchitsu heights, but that was a great exercise!

Do you remember when people used to shout out “GARLIC BREAD” at a comedian who used to shout “GARLIC BREAD” while on stage. Great days, great days, you couldn’t do that nowadays eh. Bloody thought police etc etc

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

So sad that 25 years ago we had an Information Superhighway but now we've got like a Disinformation Cancelled Replacement Bus Service

Funnily enough his dad was a jazz pianist too.

Oh wow. These are awesome, nice work 👍

Here's some of my women Space Marines Chapter! #IWD26 #nerdlings

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Same, I’m happy just to play, a win is a bonus. Celebrate my opponent taking my guys out and having a laugh about it, commiserating when i have an outstanding dice roll which means very bad things for them. All good fun

Yeeessssssss! Very nice, glad you e got the band back together. I’m currently reading Necropolis

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Hey come on now, Temu is better than that surely

Don’t think having fun is mentioned enough in the hobby. My local group last week was full of laughter, loud exclamations and reactions to dice rolls (for good or for bad). I wouldn’t enjoy a joyless game, an opponent who is a rules lawyer and takes everything super seriously. It’s a game after all

Hegseth. Where’s the edit button eh.

Hegarty sure does sound like General Ripper!

Insanity isn’t it!

There’s no guard rails or anyone to stop him doing exactly what he wants. Hegseth is completely insane, he wants a new crusade

Something I can’t shake, I really feel he’s going to go for the nuclear option. It’s a horrible gut feeling, I really truly hope I’m wrong, but I wouldn’t put anything past these lunatics now.

Been painting gobbos for a while, but this is the first one I've built out of this multipart kit. Second image has minor corrections and matte varnish.

#warhammertheoldworld #paintingwarhammer #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #mordheim #orcsandgoblins #nightgoblins

a black and white photo of a man wearing sunglasses and a suit Alt: Peter sellers as Dr Strangelove

I honestly think these lunatics are going to drop the big one!

I feel like having having an episode

Stigmatic nun, war prophet and a trench pilgrim. The mvps of last nights game, WP had 3 kills including the rival war prophet

A pilgrim and nun survey the trenches.

Central objective, a well fought over bunker. Red dice shows blood markers on my war prophet

Overhead view of the battle! Lovely board made my my opponent. 5 locations to hold, victory points awarded for holding each. Central location, bunker, was a bloodbath!

Had a good night at the local club last night, #trenchcrusade campaign in full swing. Fought a pilgrim on pilgrim battle, we agreed two processions had a disagreement, scenario was ‘no man’s land’, pulled off a 14-10 win. MVP was my war prophet, nun and a promoted pilgrim! 2 permanent casualties

Fanart of a Shrine Anchorite being attacked by a hoard of Grail Thralls with a Plague Knight in the foreground.

Decided to color my @trenchcrusade.bsky.social fanart.

#art #fanart #trenchcrusade

The best stuff! Ooh let me know how you get on with warriors of Athena, looks great but I’ve so many games systems atm. Love Joes work, will be picking up Oathmark 2 when it’s released.

Loot and data tokens for Stargrave

Loot tokens for Stargrave. A 3d print of grogu is featured

Also made some loot tokens, one may be familiar!

A freshly primed (in trench brown) mini for use in Stargrave and 5 Parsecs games. This will be my villainous Captain Ded Kelly. Made from a mix of Frostgrave and Stargrave mini sprues

Nice day for priming eh. Took the opportunity to get some Stargrave and 5 Parsecs minis primed. Think I’ve decided on a suitable cyborg lowdown scumbag Captain!

Looks great, lovely table and minis. I’m quite tempted by Pillage.

So does he skip leg day or not??

Trench pilgrims for trench crusade game. A Castigator, communicant, war prophet (leader), stigmatic nun, 2 x pilgrims.

War prophet miniature for trench crusade. The leader of my warband

A communicant. Created by the trench pilgrims using a stolen sample of “a meta Christ”. I know right.

Geoff. Trench Pilgrim. A good lad.

Finished my Trench Pilgrim warband from #TrenchCrusade (minus a chonky Anchorite Shrine in the works). First time playing around with oil washes, yeah fun. I’ve got a campaign game tomorrow night, can’t wait!