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@alexwelch81

weird about fiction (writing and enjoying it). the freak in your dni.

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Latest posts by woofy mcpoker @alexwelch81

NO!

25.02.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Challenge accepted.

24.01.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i have no beer and i must drink

17.08.2025 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cutei

20.07.2025 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

most: mohan (her bedside manner is amazing and she'd actually take the time to get to the root of my complex medical issues)

least: javadi (love her, but if i landed myself in the ER by doing something stupid and my doctor just gave me shit about how stupid i am, i'd cry)

08.03.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@maxrebosroadie.bsky.social ❀️

03.01.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is like the parks and rec episode where ron goes back to tammy 1.

29.11.2024 04:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*raven voice* Yup, that’s me!

28.11.2024 03:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just wait til Laura Donnelly shows up

20.11.2024 08:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine you are a conjoined twin but your twin is big on tumblr

20.11.2024 03:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no!

10.11.2024 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love Lord of the Rings because it’s a really accurate depiction of what happens when eight gay guys go on a road trip together

13.08.2024 02:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hot take: knowing you've been wronged is actually a great feeling because then you're entitled to be extremely self-righteous :)

24.07.2024 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is bleak lol i hate it

23.06.2024 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a few weeks ago @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social and I were joking about an all-lesbian music festival and the last finger on the monkey's paw curled.

12.06.2024 02:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

don't worry i'm singlehandedly fixing this in my scripts no one wants to make

12.06.2024 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry to be cringe but actually all i want is to be happy and make others happy and be kind and bring fucking light but fuck me i guess

26.05.2024 04:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes? :)

22.05.2024 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mormons never used to get pregnant before marriage, but now they can. because of soak.

22.05.2024 23:47 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️❀️❀️

16.05.2024 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i continue to be SO scared i won't like it...... foaming at the mouth

05.05.2024 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

uh where’s hazbin :/

25.04.2024 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that was something

13.04.2024 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not to be dramatic but if the ~twist~ of love lies bleeding is that katy o'brien wasn't actually real and no actual gay shit happened i'm going to eat a battery

04.03.2024 20:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

getting called a nice guy πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

27.02.2024 04:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's the withdrawal i fear. i'm so sorry!

26.01.2024 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'M SORRY FOR NOT LAUGHING SOONER I WAS DOUBLED OVER IN POSSIBLE CANCER PAIN

26.01.2024 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

story of my life! you know i am a text away if you wanna talk <3

22.01.2024 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

paul atreideez nuts

21.01.2024 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SICKO (affectionate)

01.01.2024 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0