NO!
NO!
Challenge accepted.
i have no beer and i must drink
cutei
most: mohan (her bedside manner is amazing and she'd actually take the time to get to the root of my complex medical issues)
least: javadi (love her, but if i landed myself in the ER by doing something stupid and my doctor just gave me shit about how stupid i am, i'd cry)
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this is like the parks and rec episode where ron goes back to tammy 1.
*raven voice* Yup, thatβs me!
Just wait til Laura Donnelly shows up
imagine you are a conjoined twin but your twin is big on tumblr
no!
I love Lord of the Rings because itβs a really accurate depiction of what happens when eight gay guys go on a road trip together
hot take: knowing you've been wronged is actually a great feeling because then you're entitled to be extremely self-righteous :)
this is bleak lol i hate it
a few weeks ago @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social and I were joking about an all-lesbian music festival and the last finger on the monkey's paw curled.
don't worry i'm singlehandedly fixing this in my scripts no one wants to make
Sorry to be cringe but actually all i want is to be happy and make others happy and be kind and bring fucking light but fuck me i guess
yes? :)
mormons never used to get pregnant before marriage, but now they can. because of soak.
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i continue to be SO scared i won't like it...... foaming at the mouth
uh whereβs hazbin :/
that was something
not to be dramatic but if the ~twist~ of love lies bleeding is that katy o'brien wasn't actually real and no actual gay shit happened i'm going to eat a battery
getting called a nice guy π₯°π₯°
it's the withdrawal i fear. i'm so sorry!
I'M SORRY FOR NOT LAUGHING SOONER I WAS DOUBLED OVER IN POSSIBLE CANCER PAIN
story of my life! you know i am a text away if you wanna talk <3
paul atreideez nuts
SICKO (affectionate)