I’m barking like a dog oh my GODDDD
11.03.2026 00:59
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I’m barking like a dog oh my GODDDD
A man in a burgundy hoodie looks directly at the camera with a worried expression, a person wearing a mask and head covering lies in a hospital bed beside him, and an IV drip hangs above.
A young man wearing a black shirt and Adidas track pants stands in front of a blue tarp tent, with clothes hanging on a clothesline.
"SAVE MY MOTHER 🙏
my mother can no longer see with her right eye and urgently needs surgery. i begged for help but only a few people responded. i am the only provider for my family and my father has a chronic illness. please help save my mother or share my story. 🙏🏻😩😭"
chuffed.org/project/help...
you’re so close Shapes
I’m so proud of you
both of those are understandable things to feel
nothing but respect to my king
this is so unbelievably funny Mo
no, I did not hold my thumb against the picture of the power button before realising that actually, the instruction was telling me to hold the power button. fortunately, it seems the women also had this thought and said “it’s not clear to us either”
just had some English women ask me for help with the rooftop barbecue while I was high as a kite and it’s the most masc I’ve ever felt (made the bbq work but not before embarrassing myself a bit)
The situation in Gaza is rapidly worsening as Israel forces Iran into a brutal war. Food is scarce. Sama'a and her children are struggling.
Please give what you can.
chuffed.org/project/157569
A photo of Mahmoud in hospital bed. He is very covered, it is cold. He looks pale.
Another photo of him in hospital bed.
Mahmoud in wheelchair showing severe damage on both legs.
Mahmoud’s condition is critical and worsening day by day.🚨
He needs daily medical follow-up, medications, tests, and wound dressings, all very costly.
He also needs surgery for his tendons and nerves, and a metal plate in his foot.
Any support could help save his life. 💔🙏
chuffed.org/project/omsh...
nothing more devastating than a lesbian watching you yearn and clocking you like the total bitch you are. then they take a pic of you together and send it to you with the caption GAYYYYYEEEEEE
a pink blob character on a blue background with a yellow speech bubble reading “oh no”. around the blue background is a green frame with the name Alex Norris at its base in the centre
also I was bullied about my gay panic which I deserved but also this is how I felt all night
key in the door at 1:31am after my first stand up show. what a night. I am very grateful for my lovely friends, especially friends who let you commandeer their couch for a three hour yap with no notice
Lina is struggling to care for her family, including her severely injured husband Mahmoud who's at risk of amputation, her mother-in-law with bone cancer, & her sick daughters, under Israel's genocide, which has left them homeless & starving as Gaza is completely cut off again:
I think she might’ve deserved it in this moment
I have so many lovely friends coming, I may have the most people?? I love my lovely friends so much
baby’s doing standup for the first time tomorrow. I’m v nervous but also. it’s happening
Robbie Williams gave me my name
I think it would be my final birthday if that happened to me
Lina’s needs are still overwhelming
She and her daughters have barely eaten
They have been so worried for Mahmoud
If you can send a fiver to this family today, please do ❤️
chuffed.org/project/omsham
yes I have already planned the outfit. he looks good in everything so I must attempt to be on the same level
“how’s the crush going Theo?”
worse. that’s how it’s going, but I am trying to be responsible with the amount of delusion I partake in, which is a big step for me. it’s fun. we’re going to bear bar karaoke next week