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Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty. Drifting around inner New England. he/him

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a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

you want to see a murder

11.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 729 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

oooh big problem there. trump is stupid and stubborn and the costs, as always, are borne by someone else.

11.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

In Persian culture, killing somebody’s entire family with TLAMs is seen as a grave insult

11.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

How many people stupidly took a liar, known bigot, pedophile and sociopath at his word and seem genuinely shocked almost a decade in that he's never even remotely true to it is the most embarrassing part of this societal downward spiral. Americans sold their country for magical beans.

10.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

What does saying "I'm anti-war" when the candidate/president is pro-fascist? He promised a revenge tour, has openly idolized and sought out alliances with dictators who routinely engage in violence against their own people. Why did they think this outcome wasn't probable?

10.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Turns out β€˜no rules of engagement’ proclamations paired with massacring little girls is not a popular image

09.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
Rory Johnston on How Oil Could Surge to Over $200 a Barrel

πŸŽ™οΈ I was thrilled to rejoin @weisenthal.bsky.social & @tracyalloway.bsky.social on the Odd Lots podcast to discuss the historic and ongoing disruption of traffic through the Strait of Hormuz, through which ~20% of the world's oil flows

This is it. This is the big one
open.spotify.com/episode/2rl8...

10.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

This crisis will continue to get worse until normal traffic through the Strait resumes, and, at this stage, even if the conflict ended today and tankers ramped back up to 100% Hormuz flow, it would still takes months to return to anything resembling normality.

10.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

I'm not an alarmist, but I am acutely alarmed

This is the scenario you would propose as a thought experiment to understand how shocks like this would ripple through the global crude and refined products markets (spoiler: EVERYTHING BREAKS)

It's educational, but it's terrifying

10.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the Forever Wars are still underused for tragicomedy, honestly, but 'Arabic interpreter gets deployed to Afghanistan' is a good starting premise

11.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 475 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
11.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

how is this level of illiteracy possible? surely senior officers in the US military either know from self-education or learn from on-the-job training that ethnic identity, religious affiliation, and language fluency are different?

who thinks every Christian speaks Aramaic like Jesus did?

11.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 308 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 11

If you thought China was selling a lot of batteries and solar panels before, you’re going to love what happens next.

11.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 489 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

One of the things that really trips a lot of analysts, including ones with real skin in the game, is that they refuse - absolutely refuse - to accept how stupid Trump very obviously is. He has no knowledge of anything, is incapable of learning, and only remembers the last thing to happen to him.

11.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 2263 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 34

I mean, has anyone checked there isn't actually just a big pile of ships stacked on top of each other

10.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My lawyer brain is stuck on the provision that allowing anthropomorphic characters is contingent on their knee orientation.

Some dude at Visa is like β€œthe fur is fine, and I agree Disney’s Maid Marian was hot, but knees are sacrosanct. The line must be drawn here, this far, no further”

11.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

That graph suggests that Iran might not *need* to mine the strait to stop oil & gas traffic. They could stop production and refining at the source regardless.

11.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sea mines are remarkably indifferent to begging.

11.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"That was an order! Steiner's assault was an order!"

11.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude is sundowning, being fed AI slop by his sycophants, and posting through it while the global economy hangs over a cliff and energy markets circle the drainβ€”to say nothing of the thousands of Iranian civilians already dead.

The Hague is too good for these people.

11.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump isn't concerned, since Admiral Steiner will force open the strait and bring everything under control.

11.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world is being set on fire by a 79 year old with a ten year old’s vocabulary whose adult advisors interact with him like he’s a hangry toddler who skipped his nap.

11.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7

It’s just hitting me now that this almost certainly got back burnered because it’s not β€˜lethality’

10.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

US watching a movie where a vigilante’s entire family is wiped out: β€œOh yeah, time for fucking vengeance, this dude will never stop. Get them!”

US watching Iran pick a Supreme Leader who just had his entire family wiped out: β€œThis guy is plainly going to be reasonable and fold.”

11.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1553 πŸ” 308 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

"Why won't the Iranian just give us a ceasefire when we broke our not!treaty with them and keep attacking them every nine months? Why don't they take us at our word??"

11.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 440 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It would be super-cool if we had full-time professional staff in-place to anticipate problems and figure out how to solve problems in advance. If only it was possible.

11.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually think it’s cool @mikeblack114.bsky.social has a better sense of what’s going on than the chairman of the joint chiefs, this site has the juice

10.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 619 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMore chemistry between these two than newly weds.”

Ummm yeah he pulled a bad bitch and she loves him back what’s hard to understand?

11.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Were trans people the only members of the military who can understand concepts like "constricted seaways are easier to make dangerous than to make safe" and "you can't just try and kill literally everything from the sky"?

11.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe no one could do enough push-ups to impress Hegseth, who probably sees planning and logistics as obstacles to lethality-maxxing.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0