Lord Businessman II

The more you look at the logistics of the thing the more darkly amusing it becomes as a concept

MEU 5th iirc

Taking over Hormuz will involve what MEU

It is kinda funny that “taking over” Hormuz has become the get out of jail free card, the strait is merely the shortest part of the gulf, there is still hundreds of miles of coastline that Iran can lob drones and missiles from

Fuck me

more things that are bad:

-not paying for your subway fare
-playing loud music/videos on transit without headphones
-littering
-all sorts of shady car stuff like covering up your license plate, registering your car in the wrong state, getting a fake disability placard, speeding, etc.

people getting mad about this are telling on themselves

shoplifting is bad. cheating on your taxes is bad. smoking on the train is bad. not picking up your dog’s poop is bad.

we live in a society, act like it!

YOUR HATRED FUELS ME

So like, if you have the bad luck to peak during the Warriors run, like, fuck you, you're not winning a title

One of the reasons that the NBA is stupid is that the playoffs really do make sure that, +/- injuries, the best team wins, so its incredibly hard to win an NBA title. There's very little 'chance' to it. Its pretty much just point differential in a seven game series

What's incredible is the Morey haul (Maxey, Edgecombe) is arguably better than the Process haul

trump and netanyahu having entirely different goals and end states here is going to be a considerable impediment

Honestly thank God y'know imagine if they bombed to lose

No, Fred, its more humiliating if its fucking stupid

No everyone loves their $5 shoes that don't fit they love it and its everything they ever wanted in life to put on their feet

Its too late for me.

I DONT LIKE SAYING THAT I HATE THAT THESE PEOPLE MAKE IT NECESSARY BUT THEY DO, AND WE HAVE TO FACE THAT SHIT

Its important for his arousal and status purposes that its visibly the wrong size

Hey look its tariff policy but for energy prices isn't that fun Joey, won't that lead to so much content Joey? Think of the charts, Joey

I'm Treasurer, in that I hold that bag that has the roaches in it

announcing myself as the new CEO of Dudesky

Marco Rubio in sheos that clearly don't fit

Grandpa has begun a fun game where he guesses people's shoe size and gets them shoes and he got some for Marco Rubio and Avi,

God I would respect it so much more if everyone had to wear those

I think you mean the *music starts up* AMERICAN CENTURY OF HUUUU MILIATION!

Also they're shitty shoes

The florsheimer thing is just peak peak peak crazy grandpa shit I love it everyone in the Republican party is an abject fucking freak

If I wasn't sure in my heart he was fully engorged I would feel your sense of humor about it

Imagine being Marco Rubio and wearing those shoes while you order the US military to kill people. Just the most degenerate fetish shit you can imagine. J Edgar Hoover was vanilla compared to these fucking freaks

This administration is full to the brim with the grossest weirdest fucking freaks in the world.