Whiskian Wye

I love this dog

It's a start! x

Oh sweety, I've had some hangovers like that in my life!

Seriously though, hope l'il girl's tummy gets better soon x

Ooo, where we going?!?

Always had you down as a doofus, but I spose dingus works too! :p

x

Thank you! x

Thanks! x

All thanks to the promises I made to myself for when I reach 40 (02/10/25)

- quit smoking [x]

- Massive cut to booze intake* [x]

- Exercise 3 days a week [x]

- Buy a bike and cycle Europe [ ]

I can never tell with my manic-depresso, BUT I think I am on stable mood footing.

In 14 long years of absence, I have finally started exercising again.

Going to gym, running, and one I've never done before as a routine exercise, swimming.

Honestly I feel so good and confident about myself.

x

Dear Gyms,

Why the fuck do you need a mirror in front of a treadmill

I don't wanna look at that

It's the Dutch, so probably mayo

Early days yet, but that really made me happy

Green is a GORGEOUS colour.

News for me is getting more and more inaccessible for me now because of shite like this

Every day my interaction with the internet is faced with a 'Am I just getting old and not like change?' conversation in my head.

Haha, sorry - I love misappropriating the phrase 'raw dogging' hahaha

I honestly don't get how it works

Like, on a biological level.

I ain't going to Sheffield to find out that, despite your bio and pfp you're actually rude to waiters and think raw dogging Lynx Africa is hygiene

Give a quick sniff and see if it's still good mate x

Honestly they are laughingly awful haha

Somehow worst from when I last used em pre covid

And the tech speak. Jesus. I forgot about that part. Who the fuck says 'peak hype cycle' and how do I wedgie them.

Maaaate, I had the same thought when I threw in this search!

Just the most 'nuh-uh but ACTUALLY like so not totally y'know!' shit hahaha

Literally thinking of going next year

So you might have to deal with this ideeriot x

I love it when an actual person on train is talking on mic to tell you where the train's terminating and what the next stop is

And sounds like they're trying to mimic an automated voice

That is all. That is my warm thought.

You may borrow my photo library

It contains such bangers as

It's the 'is there food yet? No? A'ight' bit that always gets me haha

Absolute Beagle behaviour

Happy Birthday to the Big Ol Mai-Mai!

Big girl 7

I want to love this

I want to love this so much

But the washing up without any fucking water is absolutely sending me haha

Whoever has Discord Nitro definitely pays for youtube

Nah, I get it - I was just being a little silly haha x

Fuck's the point of a draft

You sitting on zingers and waiting for the right time to publish it so people scrolling for distractions can wank you off for being so clever?

Fuck's wrong with you.

Go listen to Enya or...something

Huh, I should probably save this somewhere and refine it later.

Holy shit, I never thought about this, but yes I do.

Greatest stoner who ever lived. Really nice dude.

Then binned the booze and weed, which is totally cool and we supported him.

Then he became a cop, and started having Racist Uncle Facebook Opinions and kept reposting easily debunked nonsense.

Hell of a party for your ring!