Capitalize the ‘B’ in Black

Perimenopause is not working hard enough to keep me warm!!

I yearn for a day my thermostat is below 75. 😩

Left my windows cracked while I was out frolicking and mistakes were made!! It might be colder inside than outside

Don’t deserve rights or food actually.

When Shakespeare said all the devils are here, he meant Sag specifically. 🫶🏾😌

Oh 😬

You never chose peace

A saggiterrorist in this political climate?!

Being 40 and rainy and 70 and sunny in the same day is a hate crime

Looking at pictures of the fun I had over the summer as I bundle up to sit outside.

They voted for white supremacy delivered by a pedophile because that’s who they support and identify with!

I was rushing between steps. Now I put it on, get dressed a little, look something up, spray my face with toner then add sunscreen.

I want to cut my bob shorter. I told my friend who braids because I may at some point want braids.

And I realized I’m simply not attached to my hair.

Like why do you know so much about both good sir. How many lives have you lived and let me gather my belongings

I’m going to do my hair tomorrow. Return to looking like a person

Now wait. Because don’t interrogate me.

So for me these were the same person.

I have since evolved!!

I hate when I’m carded and then to make up for it

“You look so good”

“Black don’t crack”

Hey weirdo I’m happy to be aging. Please return my ID.

While I’m complaining!!!

My skin improved so much by also letting my serums dry completely

They’re good people, so my friends are always on their side.

I appreciate y’all tolerating me complaining about raising my parents.

I be wanted to fight them and complaining helps

And women take it. I wish I understood

No part of this face should be naturally occurring together

The older ones are the most concerned! I live to fuss at them nice people

Literally!! Like lady you been in it for 50 years and complaining and want ME to suffer?

Men are given grace to become monsters.

Having boomer parents and Gen X sisters is my villain origin story.

Yes! And I don’t even live the closest lol

My niece so funny. My sister sends a dissertation. My niece calls my other sister who has not seen said dissertation on the disagreement.

Me: beat her ass, idk.

Sister who is innocent: that’s why she didn’t ask you.

So why are you asking me???