Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

i made a poster to track my new year’s resolution to watch every best picture winner

i’m not a oregon duck fan but i am a fan of being drunk and being loud and this is an opportunity to do both of those things in public

if a past lives type situation ever happened to me i think id kill myself

bisexuality is the cool sexuality don’t ever let a schmuck on the internet try and convince you otherwise

this is stupid as hell. bobby newports never has a real job in his life

not gonna let bullshit affect me because i live in the greatest city on the planet and i have perfect taste and great opinions

sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

we haven’t had a good baseball movie in a while. we need to get on that.

can i log the andrew garfield chicken shop date on my letterboxd

if all else fails i can always become a non binary barista

another day working for the bene gesserit. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the pain box. buddy they won’t even let me fuck it.

I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

happy YCAMITCB day

idk what an hd is but i have 80 of them

i told your girl cool animal fact’s now that’s my girl

sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

isn’t it weird how everything sucks and costs too much

never stop posting

life ain’t all grilled cheese and watching the wiggles

sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

i <3 throwing things at moving cars

rains out gains out

sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

in this house we believe

bats are bugs
they weigh the last truck and rebuild the bridge
gravity only works if you’re going west
the sun sets in arizona
everything turned color in the 1950’s
there’s a guy in the atm
babies come from sears

outside is such a big room!!!!

who wanna go to abblebees

my halloween costume this year might be a t shirt that says “i wanted to be paul atreides from dune but making a stillsuit cosplay seemed really expensive and time consuming”

nice gender nerd, did your parents pick it out for you?

her: i’m coming over, you BETTER NOT be romanticizing your melancholic solitude
me: