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I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.

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a stuffed animal that looks like a person is dancing ALT: a stuffed animal that looks like a person is dancing

I know a guy

14.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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woody from toy story is peeking out of a zipper and says i don t believe that man has ever been to medical school ALT: woody from toy story is peeking out of a zipper and says i don t believe that man has ever been to medical school

That's what they called me when I snuck into the hospital and pretended to be a physician.

14.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Horses is $4.49 on GOG buff.ly/IkeLOg7 #ad

14.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

Played some Toxic Commando, first map after the tutorial seems pretty sizable and I spent quite a bit of time just exploring on foot and collecting stuff. Not sure if all the maps are the same, but so far I'm impressed with the scope of the world.

14.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and is looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and is looking at the camera .

First I was like "oh shit new Metro!"

Then I was like

14.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pokemon Pokopia Survey. I know a lot of you don't like Game Key Cards, so you can use this to make your voice heard. https://ow.ly/tlp550Yu0jf

14.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

This may upset you but if you cancel your subscription all you will do is hurt a news organization that is evil in a time when they’re struggling more than ever

14.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 2306 πŸ” 529 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 4

Fuck ICE.

14.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 402 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man with a beard says " i think i just might " in a dark room ALT: a man with a beard says " i think i just might " in a dark room

Toxic Commando for $30 if you own World War Z on Steam

14.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone

Been a long week, need something to unwind, oh I know, let's watch The Pitt...

14.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait, you have a binder full of Ruths?

14.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well no shit.

14.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The main villain on The Hunting Party this week is a familiar face from the 80s.

14.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Best tier

14.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache wears a shirt that says giggles ALT: a man with a mustache wears a shirt that says giggles

I'm a Colorman, from Colorado.

14.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Points for dressing like the Master on Jeopardy.

14.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - β€œless than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - β€œthe enemy is inside the gates.”

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - β€œless than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - β€œthe enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

13.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 63500 πŸ” 11840 πŸ’¬ 1847 πŸ“Œ 501
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Jason X: By far the Cheesiest Friday the 13th that Jason Ever Appeared In | MST3K.fan: The Cheesy Movie Essays Get more from MST3K.fan: The Cheesy Movie Essays on Patreon

Special bonus post at the tail end of this fine Friday the 13th: read my words on the snark-cheesefest that is JASON X! Watch it on Tubi and leave a comment on the Patreon with your reaction!

14.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

It was supposed to be The Summer of Linux!

14.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New retro handheld I don't need, but I love the rumpus room paneling.

14.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My grown ass son was like "You told me if I ever wanted you to buy me a game ..." and it was this one.

The last one was Hades 2. πŸ˜‚

13.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New phone lock screen and I'm not even kidding.

13.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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night out with the boys

13.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Killer deal for $45-ish shipped. Plays up to most PS1, N64, Dreamcast games and has a very cool CRT shell.

13.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In a cruel twist of irony, it's exhausting, and yet it continues to keep me awake at night.

13.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech at a comedy central event . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech at a comedy central event .
13.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The burden of truth is very much something Republicans feel is only for other people.

13.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when Linux was almost an Xbox.

13.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First response always the best response.

12.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish this was still an Xbox.

12.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0