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This breaks the heart of 18 year old me who gleefully fought every other kid in school to make sure I got a Freshways bacon and egg sandwich at lunch.

09.03.2026 17:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I can't wait to hear certain politicians falling over themselves about this no-go area in the UK where religious extremists enforce dress codes and ideological purity... wait, what d'you mean that's not how this works?

25.02.2026 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy fuck they actually did it

08.01.2026 23:44 👍 6943 🔁 1851 💬 44 📌 18
Well, James, we had to choose between between male rapists being locked up with women and the eradication of women's single-sex spaces, even down to homeless shelters and rape crisis centres, and knowing we share a single opinion with Donald Trump. I'm comfortable with my choice.

Well, James, we had to choose between between male rapists being locked up with women and the eradication of women's single-sex spaces, even down to homeless shelters and rape crisis centres, and knowing we share a single opinion with Donald Trump. I'm comfortable with my choice.

The real reason JK Rowling is comfortable with her choice is that she shares far more than a "single opinion" with Donald Trump. A persistent myth that needs to be pushed back against is that Rowling was ever the character she pretended to be on Twitter. She's a conservative activist. Always was.

09.01.2026 07:56 👍 835 🔁 206 💬 29 📌 19

Impressive commitment to the bit from Translink and the 11e this week.

Still 15 minutes late every day despite traffic at about 10% of what it normally is at 8am.

29.10.2025 08:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure, the officiating's been woeful and we've been unlucky at times, but we fully deserve to be behind.

19.10.2025 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the point now where if I came home and found Chiesa in bed with my wife, I'd stand at the door just to make sure they weren't disturbed.

15.08.2025 21:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being a parent is basically texting each other, saying, "I hope the kids aren't assholes today." until one of you dies.

25.07.2025 07:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, if the tyre fumes don't get ya...

It's been a goodyear all round so far.

11.07.2025 09:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I understand the urge to engage with a certain permanently online convicted stalker and kidnapper when he posts something designed to antagonise. But his opinions on football - or anything for that matter - hold zero weight. You're not owning him in the QTs, you're putting money in his pocket.

06.07.2025 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100%. Racists who wanted an opportunity and are more than happy to use a poor girls' trauma for their own agenda. Whipped up no doubt by unionist politicians who've been particularly vocal on immigration across social media this past week.

10.06.2025 07:27 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crazy idea, I know, but maybe we could reduce our dependence on data centres AND meat consumption?
(Like, this argument used in support of AI, is stupid whataboutism, but on its own makes a good point about the destructive nature of the beef industry).

04.06.2025 05:55 👍 143 🔁 36 💬 4 📌 1
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There might be other No. 2s in our history who've won as much or more than him, but none can lay a glove (hey, oh!) on just how vital Kelleher was to some of those trophy wins.

Go raibh míle maith agat, Caoimhin.

03.06.2025 19:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stumbled across a clip of Robert Jenrick chasing Tube fare dodgers; comparing it and public drug use to "weird Turkish barbershops."

Apparently, the front line of British law and order is people not tapping in and foreign small businesses with warm towels.

29.05.2025 11:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy to hear that no one lost their life in the chaos in Liverpool; a miracle. Hoping now that everyone who was hurt goes on to make a full recovery.

Those who chose to share distressing videos, spread rumours, or try to twist the tragedy for their own narrow agenda, give your heads a wobble.

26.05.2025 22:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why's he behind Jim Carrey's Riddler?

21.04.2025 23:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Me looking at Leicester's pitch.

20.04.2025 19:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The first person who tried Uncle Ben's.

16.04.2025 20:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

D'you ever learn or even realise something and think, "I must've known that! That seems so obvious!"?

Just had one of those moments when it dawned on me that 'adios' broken up is 'a-dios'; literally 'to God.'

10.04.2025 15:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aye. Hope his divorce proceedings are going well.

09.04.2025 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Walking across the road behind a stopped bus and someone nearly knocks me down by reversing away from the bus via the inside lane. Impressive.

08.04.2025 16:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Slot's gotta be starting fringe players more often 'cause a mixture of complacency and tiredness has set in.

06.04.2025 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We're eleven clear thanks to being eleven points better than everybody else over 30.5 games. Luck doesn't come into it

06.04.2025 13:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is rising far right sentiment in Ireland. I don't know if it's any greater than elsewhere in Europe. But, there was an election in November, and far right candidates and parties were ultimately rejected.

24.03.2025 08:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.

20.03.2025 13:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Jesus, @adamclery.bsky.social, it's bad enough you made me happy about yous having won on Sunday, but I'm actually crying here. This is beautiful.

20.03.2025 13:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meta Business Suite's own troubleshooting site being several years out of date is entirely on brand.

19.03.2025 15:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Amazed that it actually works.

16.03.2025 12:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Picked this up this morning at a car boot.

Notice how it refers to #Liverpool in the bottom left corner....?

16.03.2025 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Doctor Who and its woke agenda! Never had this in my day!

Oh, no. Wait. This scene's almost 20 years old. As you were.

16.03.2025 10:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0