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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan

@tellingetienne

E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Mostly fandom (dragon age, the untamed/mdzs, bls, SFF books). Also original erotica short stories on occasion. https://ao3.org/users/tellingetienne

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New Session | Archive of Our Own An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

remember when i wrote xiyao/jin ling under negotiated CNC archiveofourown.org/works/44951206

04.12.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god i forgot we transed gansey's gender in this au

10.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a google doc title d(the weirdest crossover ever, krem/adam)

a google doc title d(the weirdest crossover ever, krem/adam)

this happened somehow

10.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes please

10.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rip to blue and ronan but we shipped adam and gansey so painfully hard

10.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

every time i get reminded about the raven boys i feel vaguely insane. griffin and i were reading the first book aloud to each other when we got engaged. they threw the last book ACROSS THE ROOM they got so mad at it. we wrote the most unhinged role play au together

10.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

adam is also MY blorbo of choice. excellent selection.

i maintain gansey is friendsexual and is into *all* his friends

10.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

omg do you also adore noah

09.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone else ever think sugar free grape Gatorade tastes like a tootsie roll

09.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eti mom please INDEED

09.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To PROTECT ME. A whole ass 22 year old

09.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Something something narratives of victimhood never quite actually serving the person who experienced the violence

09.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Cn csa) My dear sweet mother decided to disclose my past assault to said woman without consulting me and then EYE had to explain further to my baffled and horrified ex friend who was VERY concerned about triggering me and like. I could turn that into something far more fun to read than experience

09.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I just had a weird little story idea based on a fucked up thing my mom said to my first play partner who she thought was my girl friend and I’m like. This could be something but why did I have to remember this right now and here???

09.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tall order for WestieHusband to provide

09.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big mood

09.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

did i bid on and win my spouses FTH auction so i could make them finish an Emmrich/Dorian thing they started last year? yes. yes i did.

09.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

But!! I can still write a dirty oneshot flash. I was worried

09.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Managed to bang out a rare kink buffet one shot that will need to remain anonymous lol

09.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm blaming the kale we had to use bc they auto subbed it for our collards

08.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

rip i reheated our black eyed peas and greens for lunch today and it was SO bitter i couldn't eat it.

08.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Show Prompt | Archive of Our Own An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

08.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes and it's prompted in rare kink i think

08.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i have lived in this city for 10.5 years and have used a cane for about half of that time and i can count on ONE HAND how many times i've been offered a seat while walking with my cane. i want this woman to get whatever she wants today.

08.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i hope the lady who tapped me on my shoulder to offer me a seat as i was bracing myself (and my cane) to stand on the sardine can packed train yesterday is having the best sunday. i hope she's moisturized and flourishing

08.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the fat butch of my heart

08.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FRIENDSHIP

08.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am amused that Zeebie and I were eating outside yesterday and it was only like 45 and I was like "yes i would like an ICED milk tea"

08.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Post by @fandomtrumpshate πŸ’¬ 0Β Β πŸ” 6  ❀️ 14Β Β·Β Aaaaand bidding is CLOSED!!Β Β·Β It will take a while to actually close all auction forms - bids that are registered after 8:00:05 EST WILL NOT BE COUNTED. Bidders: We will email y…

πŸ””πŸ””πŸ”” BIDDING IS CLOSED! πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””

BIDDERS: Don't make any donations until we notify you of your win
CREATORS: Don't contact your winning bidder yet, we need to process stuff on our side first!
THE CRAFT BAZAAR is still open!

08.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

oh!!! how delightful to play the other side

08.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0