Yeah that trailer was horrible.
14.03.2026 03:59
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Yeah that trailer was horrible.
My landlord, Cloris, just told me that our garage is actually a two car garage.
I've been parking like a jerk for the last eight years.
Got banned from a you-pick-it orchard today, because I thought it was bobbing rules (no hands) and I couldn't find any apples that didn't seem uppity. The farmer did say that he'd never seen neither disease nor pest destroy an apple tree so thoroughly, so I guess that's kind of a compliment. 🤟
"Show some guts."
That's right, Wendy. Avert your gaze in disgust as I feed.
Why don't the ships just travel through the Strait of Hormel instead?
The water is a little chili, but the only thing burning will be your heart.
The crazy thing about public education in the U.S. is that I learned how to square dance before I learned about sex ed., which, coincidentally, also involved square dancing.
The only class action suit that I'm involved with is my wetsuit/diaper combo for my improv class.
Classes run long and I sweat a lot.
Me: "Oh my god, Resident Evil from 2002 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen!"
Also me: "I should probably give the five sequels a watch just to be sure."
After rewatching 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, I can definitively say that it's one of the best horror sequels of all time.
It also has one of the best sequences ever made. If you've seen it, you know. If you haven't, then watch it.
10/10
I volunteer as tribute!
I get so fixated on a conversation that I'll burp mid sentence and then blow it out the side of my mouth like a smoker trying not to blow it in your face.
It's a sign of respect and focus.
I don't get many interactions with people after the initial one.
I don't know how much extra this bullshit in Iran is costing most folks weekly at the pump, but truck drivers are facing a pay cut of $400-$1100 every week.
The irony is that most of these people are Trump supporters. Hope it was worth it.
Donald Trump's approval rating would go up 25 points overnight if he'd just pull the trigger on getting Wolverine's hair cut.
My balls are so big that my wife had to buy a bigger purse.
I saw a rack of porno mags at a gas station. You know you're in the sticks when porn is still analog.
Sometimes the grossest gas stations have the sweetest cats.
That little trot when she realizes I'm friend not foe. 🥰
Somehow even dumber.
Every situation reflects poorly on Vance.
Either he is actually racist and a hypocrite or an opportunist willing to throw his wife under the bus to garner support from racists.
Maybe both.
"Yeah? Well prove your mother's lasagna is the best!"
Trying to watch The Boys when my boy starts making biscuits.
I got the wife a calender for the new year.
***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters***
March is our original pandemic pal, Sheba:
#Caturday
Here's an excellent recipe for collard greens. They are cheap and freeze really well. You can omit any meat by throwing in a little liquid smoke.
divascancook.com/collard-gree...
Remember when the U.S. gave a shit about international law?
Me neither....
Guess I'm calling this guy:
Why bother? We're dumb enough to go along with whatever without a need for reasons.
False flag? They don't even bother with those most of the time. They're just like "Well they were going to attack at some point."
A preemptive strike is an unprovoked act of war in most cases, including this one. Israel has been given so much money that their defenses should be able to handle anything short of a ground attack.
