today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
11.03.2026 13:27
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When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.
11.03.2026 04:19
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11.03.2026 04:19
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still think itβs fucked up βRoman Anthonyβ isnβt playing for Italy
11.03.2026 03:58
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Seriously. It works.
11.03.2026 03:58
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I appreciate a good transit-oriented blanket.
11.03.2026 03:50
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βLetβs let our roads fall apart and slash transit funding because our President led us into an illegal warβ is not the winning argument you think it is.
11.03.2026 01:06
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You realize thereβs a principled reason to oppose suspending the gas tax, because it starves roads and transit of funding when gas tax revenue is already down due to adoption of more fuel-efficient vehicles, right? Itβs not just about scoring political points.
11.03.2026 01:04
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Does this guy take requests? I wanna hear "Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla.
10.03.2026 19:42
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Anyway, here's Manute Bol and Spud Webb hanging out on Howard Wharf in Newport in 1985.
10.03.2026 19:17
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Rhode Island Gulls - Wikipedia
I'd like to read sometime about the days that Manute Bol, Spud Webb, and Muggsy Bogues suited up for the Rhode Island Gulls and graced the court at CCRI in the 1980s.
10.03.2026 18:48
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Underrated joke.
09.03.2026 19:40
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THE BUFFALO SABRES ARE IN FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!
09.03.2026 01:05
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Yup. Not only that, but if you donβt register, youβre not eligible for federal financial aid for university or federal employment.
09.03.2026 00:08
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Itβs very funny to see everybody complain about the existence of DST but half of them think it should be permanent and the other half think it should be abolished, like that is the entire problem right there folks
08.03.2026 19:00
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Never mind stop signs, Iβve nearly been hit three times in the past 24 hours by drivers who have decided *red lights* are optional.
08.03.2026 17:25
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guys www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
08.03.2026 06:49
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Disband the Port Authority.
08.03.2026 00:02
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It never disappoints.
07.03.2026 17:24
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Chris, itβs after midnight and you had a long day. Go to bed.
Absolutely not when my hotel bed is two blocks from Rossiβs. @lukeburbank.bsky.social @randballsstu.bsky.social
07.03.2026 06:11
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Every fucking time.
07.03.2026 03:22
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On a plane. Also, the GA who said my previous flight was delayed until 8:30 was mistaken. It ended up departing at 6:55. π
07.03.2026 00:33
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I would say there isnβt a good one. Maybe the ones in the lounges that are free?
06.03.2026 23:17
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So I rebook immediately on a 6:55 flight. Walk to the gate and people are lining up for boarding. Promising! Then it gets delayed until 7:45.
06.03.2026 23:16
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lol, went to the gate for boarding and the gate agent just announced itβs delayed until 8:25. So itβs been un-un-delayed.
06.03.2026 23:14
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Flight UA533 from New York/Newark to Chicago is less delayed. Your flight now departs at 6:30pm
Wait. What?
06.03.2026 22:55
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A receipt showing a 16-ounce Talea Sun Up Hazy IPA priced at $15.50 before tax and an employee benefits & retention fee that bring the total to $17.02
@cooperlund.online I regret to inform you that OTG is at it again. A $17.02 pint of beer before tip. But I can upgrade it to 23 ounces to bring the total to $21.42.
06.03.2026 22:23
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It would be cheaper if the Port Authority had done something about 10-trip passes before the Metrocard was phased out instead of reacting after the fact.
06.03.2026 21:25
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Now on my fourth rebooked flight as my EWR departure was delayed an hour. Hoping this one sticks.
06.03.2026 21:05
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I'm on my third different rebooked flight, now from EWR instead of LGA.
06.03.2026 20:02
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