Stephanie Corpsy

Tú le preguntas a chat gpt yo le pregunto a la bola número 8 no somos lo mismo 🎱

Thank god somebody is. When ever I have to train people how to use a fax machine I have them send a fax to Big D asking why she literally never does anything

Holden: I wont let nasa sent me to mars [does the dx cross chop with guns] fuckin alright

Drummer: Politic's is back baby. It's goodagain. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

red text [representing Martian politician] "DUMBASS: SHut the fuck up" blue text [representing Avasarala] "WISEMAN: No you shut the fuck up"

Diogo: how come a baby born with a foot in it's brain is considered a "Miracle Baby" but when I get my dick stuck in a drawer im just some asshole

scenes from The Expanse as Dril quotes: a thread

THE PRIDE OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains

This is really not about that, but if you haven't read Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston, go ahead and do so.

Getting more women into wrestling the only way I know how:

Honestly living my grandmother’s dream by having two boyfriends, no job, and complaining a lot

Anyway here’s Eddie

I made a remark about threats to birthright citizenship and someone said to me “that won’t effect you though cause your mom was born here”

I saw Nosferatu and all I’m saying is with this I am praying for an adaptation of Sylvia Moreno-García’s Mexican Gothic. The people are ready.

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

"La danse (second version)", painting by Henri Matisse. Text says: It's Public Domain Day! Every year on 1 January, the Wikimedia community celebrates the day on which artistic works become free to use once their copyright protection ends.

Every year on 1 January, Public Domain Day celebrates the artistic works that enter the public domain, becoming free for everyone to use, share, and adapt.

Wikimedia volunteers are at the forefront of sharing these works while navigating copyright restrictions. ➡️ w.wiki/CbAe

a mock up of a vintage style movie poster, with a bright yellow background featuring red, white, and black elements. the title reads "Please Margaret NO" and shows a well groomed man in a suit looking terrified, as a woman with curled hair and red lipstick holds her mouth open in a broad smile. the text below reads "he was a man with the world's largest collection of live butterflies and she wanted to eat them all". a motif of black and white butterfly silhouettes floats along the top of the poster.

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

To me miller and this picture of my dog are the same

My little prince

@heathenking.bsky.social

Daphne loves bags

Sam Gamgee the only MF in this group chat with a god damn job

Jealous of people with more obvious mental illness symptoms. Would love to have a signifier besides “dramatic bitch won’t stop crying”

Taking the elevator cause my ass is too clumsy for stairs

Even today Tim Walz expresses ZERO remorse for all those school children he fed, zero.

My little house orc appreciates the solidarity

Yelled at by a cyclist unsure what was yelled

Thank you orcs.
I’m hoping that if we complain enough as a city they will make improvements to our public transit

Dude isn’t talking to me but he is staring unblinkingly from the seat on the other side of the train with 🥴this face

Important side not every train has been at least 3 minutes late and the one that showed up on time was out of service

Do you smoke? Do you smoke weed? You don’t do drugs?
I was gonna ask if you wanted to come smoke weed

Solicited on behalf of Jesus