Matty Golden

Ohmahgod I love Pokopia

Pokopia is mah liiiiiiiife

Instead of going home and playing Pokemon in bed I went to the gym and played Pokemon while running on the treadmill and riding the bike thingy

I am your MOTHER!

Where can I get Pokemon snow pants?

Maybe I should check out the debt reduction ads I keep getting

Haven’t gotten sweaty in a dark warehouse surrounded by hot shirtless men in a while…

Okay I just remembered I have student loan debt but I don’t think of it as debt cause my payments are so low.

I keep getting debt reduction ads on insta but I don’t have debt.

Those are pajamas

Help I’m listening to LUX by ROSALÍA on repeat again

I’m getting a different vibe 👀

I need a massage and a lobotomy

I wish y’all were my friends

Woke up with heavy d today :(

I need to kiss boys

I did nap from the moment I got home from work to an hour before my bedtime.

We forgive you

No fair

Doing this again btw 🫩

It’s only Tuesday and I’m tired like it’s Friday

Is this Sniffies?

Uh oh the gays found ai muscles 🫩

I barely survived 🥵

Just have to make it through today. Then I can rest for one day.

Literally me

I keep listening to Rosalía’s LUX even though I have no idea what she’s singing about

I realize a lot of you probably have no idea what this means 😂

Day 1 of 5 tours in a row! Gonna be zombie mode on Monday, see ya!

Crush just posted an AI song to his insta story :(

Need a bf so I can put my freezing cold feet on his warm back while we lay in bed trying to go to sleep