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You always nail these πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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11.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Iraq's WMDs, Iran's nuclear weapons, and Donald Trump's healthcare plan walk into a bar...

Stop me if you heard this one.

11.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 2

In relationships it should be you and your partner vs the problem. Not you vs them. Disagreements stemming from how to address problems are normal and healthy but that’s different from your partner regularly *being* the problem.

10.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

great song.

also, apt.

10.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a large group of people are posing for a picture while holding papers ALT: a large group of people are posing for a picture while holding papers
10.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A similar remark could be made about his get-up. Is he putting his suits in the dryer these days? His duds seem to be uniformly shrunk. It's just so weird.

10.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Comically, staggeringly, dangerously, and tragically incompetent.

10.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the word for debilitating cringe?

10.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, obviously I voted "CoCo" ;)

09.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey #Colorado, your vote is needed!!

Also, please pick CoCo. ;)

09.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How fun! FWIW, my answers. Hey, they asked πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜

It's fun, friendly, easy to say, and the best of the bunch. "Fred" sounds (and looks) too much like a "Ted Talk." Just NO with "Ranger" there's too much cowboy energy in this state already. RangeLink sounds like a cellphone plan. Not that one, please.

09.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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February stats are in and spring is blooming early in the Mile High City 🌷🏑

Get the big picture on my website, and read my expert take on the $1M+ market segment on page 14 πŸ“ŠπŸ’°πŸ‘‰πŸΌ schwingstate.com/market-trends

Questions about the market? Real estate plans? Reach out anytime. I’m happy to help πŸ™‚

09.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to life in 2026, where the lion’s share of what passes for political discourse consists of Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen

09.01.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

undeniable.

09.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Frankly, I'm surprised they even sent a warning.

We're off the MF rails here with incompetents -- at best -- in charge.

09.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says he won't sign bills until Congress overhauls voting President Trump is pushing the Senate to abandon the filibuster and pass SAVE American Act, a bill top Democrat calls 'Jim Crow 2.0'

A man who tried to overturn a free and fair election is pushing for a voting overhaul. As NPR notes, it is already illegal for non-citizens to vote.

09.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

adore!!

09.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😴

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09.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is such a fun series.

πŸ₯°

08.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the fact that he released no medical records, exhibited zero trauma after supposedly being shot in the head, and was back doing rallies a week later.

I mean what are we even doing here folks?

08.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Caturday

08.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's International Women’s Day ✨ Shoutout to all the strong women who inspire us, support us, challenge us, and make life a lot more interesting every day. Take a minute to celebrate the awesome women around you!

08.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Rolling Stone Interview: Alysa Liu

The Olympic gold medalist on dropping out of figure skating, thinking for herself, and her triumphant return to the ice.

Read: bit.ly/3P9PyrX

08.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

i did not see that coming πŸ˜†

cheers! πŸ₯‚

08.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chomp.

07.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anger serves no purpose. We're in the mourning and acceptance phase. The fourth estate died two years ago.

Flatlined. No pulse. It's not coming back.

07.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is they way. ☝️

Also, no one can engage in Twitter without being poisoned by it. You're voluntarily drinking Musk's Kool aid.

06.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry.

Me too.

06.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your forgot healthcare that's isn't care but is astronomical.

06.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thanks for the tip -- this looks phenomenal 🀀

go cospgs!

06.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0