someone help! the hundreds of thousands of deaths I caused are ruining my reputation!
14.03.2026 03:33
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someone help! the hundreds of thousands of deaths I caused are ruining my reputation!
honestly shoutout to Gorillaz for staying the course and outlasting NFTs
I’m so old I remember believing in the concept of karma
the only ice I trust is there to help my dive bar urinal run better
[image alt text]: a jackbooted thug catches urine in his throat next to markered graffiti
An email from Capital One with the subject line “Adam, it’s been a while…” and the opening line “The mobile app misses you”
Sir you are a bank.
Statement from Oscar-winning director Hamdan Ballal: This afternoon, nearly a year after we won the Oscar, the same settler who attacked me shortly after l returned from Los Angeles-Shem Tov Lusky-again led an attack against my home and my family. Four of my family members are currently arrested and one is in the hospital. I invite all journalists and diplomats to come visit me and my family this Tuesday, February 17, to hear about how the situation has gotten worse in the year since we won the Oscar, as it has across the West Bank. Email me to coordinate your visit: hamdanalhrane90@gmail.com Two weeks ago we managed to get a decision from the Israeli court that the area around my home is closed to non-residents, but the settlers break that order and still come with their flocks almost every day. We call the police, they do nothing. The army comes, they do nothing. Today, Shem Tov Lusky-the settler who attacked me in my home shortly after I won the Oscar last year-came with his flock to my home. My brother called the police to report the incursion. The army came first and immediately raided our house, attacking everyone inside. Then they arrested two of my brothers, a nephew, and cousin. Another brother was badly injured and is now in the hospital. The Israeli court decision was supposed to make things a bit quieter for us. But the opposite has been true. The settlers have ramped up their harassment and the Israeli authorities have done nothing to enforce the decision, and today they joined the settlers in the attack. 8 hours ago
From Hamdan Ballal, co-director of last year’s Oscar-winning documentary “No Other Land.” This is happening now.
his first term, I couldn’t believe how many presidential lawyers I needed to know.
this time, it’s obscure sex pests. the fuck you mean there’s something called a “Trivers”?
useless.
me: THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
The Dodgers, every time: *get away with it pretty easily, actually*
next person to tell me the polymarket odds gets stuck with a knife
one thing we're doing in 2026 is saying "I love you" to our friends
cram the nuance up your ass
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
me at 4:30 sunday
Abolish, prosecute, salt the fucking earth where it stood.
We don't have to live like this.
"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month
ummm actually, both parties suck.
... but if you happen to criticize a CERTAIN party, I WILL find a way to defend it. NO MATTER WHAT.
....... this also applies to criticism of billionaires.
I'm INDEPENDENT.
Jeffries shoving rocks in his pockets so he can sit on his hands more forcefully than ever
Eat. Shit.
@dril - drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
He was god-tier in IT 2, absolutely one of my favorite performances of all time.
wired: saving a bottle of champagne for that day
inspired: saving many jars of piss for that grave
Donald Trump with Shrek, Curious George and the Universal monsters but his face is redacted
I just feel like the Kennedy curse should *consider* a hyphen
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
My 2026 goal is to find God, and fight Him in the parking lot.
