Rhys

There is no situation that cannot be improved by the presence of a dog 🐾

Savage Green Army is what you get when Savage Garden evolves.

Did you murder him? Either in the dream or after you woke up?

Its Wanker in the box....Seaman comes out.

ChocoBilly suggesting the use of Golden Chocobos to transport the oil over mountain & sea

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New article publishing tomorrow: Local pond life unhappy to be associated with racist bigot.

Yeah at my age its definitely not. It might be youth leaving my body though 🙂

Of course. This is HER house that you're decorating, after all.

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body" etc etc

Not a euphemism....right?

Had some sunshine yesterday. Grey, damp and cold today. Aka back to normal.

Thoughts and prayers NJ. Honestly don't know how you survive such an ordeal.

Bit harsh on the train....but acceptable.

Away with you, evil spirit.

We're absolute shite. Just end us already, and if women don't want to run anything, hand over control to cephalopods.

Who are you and how have you got access to Jens Bluesky account?

Was on a different Xbox. You wouldn't know them.

That should be illegal 🙁

Marvellous 👌

The Inland Orca Strike™ remains on hot standby. Hannah did say "for now". You have been warned.

Block out your calendar before someone spots it's clear and ruins your morning 🤔

Only until the end of the (bombing) season though.

Lost all my RAMs. Except the last 64Kb.

Catastrophuck

Not familiar with your tattoos, so not a clue which one is new, but love the splash of colour 👍

Game changer.

I kinda hope not, most of them are fucken twats.

Nah I'm good.

An Apple-style toggle switch for Violence. Its toggled ON. Yes, ladies, gentlemen and non-binary folk.... Zack chose violence.

Er, Zack....

You genuinely get 0 (zero) feedback?