My Password is Louvre

idk i have it on good authority (finding nemo) that if you boom one mine the rest go boom and all that happens is a bird looks like it farted

they are 100% correct in their assessment; we have literally betrayed them repeatedly throughout the course of the past century

The concept of the black box is itself a black box in this essay I will—

this mfer used also and too in the same sentence smdh

Sure but only if we can also do that with presidential pardons too

It’s a good picture

Screenshot of the weather for the next 48 hours. Today’s high was 74°, tomorrow is 64, and Thursday is 42.

Dropping to 42 in 2 days here 😡

Hi! The Onion and Bluesky are throwing a party at South By Southwest in Austin on Saturday. It's free and spots are limited, so sign up nowish.

We did this last year and only a handful of people died, so we're hoping to keep those numbers down once again!

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37,000 Fake AI Comments Mysteriously Oppose Washington State’s Effort To Tax The Rich

Ideally, the U.S. public is supposed to be able to comment on government policy proceedings, and the government is supposed to listen to that input. Of course, it doesn’t really work that way: For years we’ve…

lol that’s even worse at least lean into the fact this is so gender

If I ever somehow manage to enter a Buffalo Wild Wings again I’ll probably try it but that’s mostly because I hate myself

They better call it a MANtini

Oh I’m sure that’s part of it too. They are empty inside and they hate it

I got the paperback a few years ago and it makes a solid thud when you drop it on the table

I’m here, ready for the pendulum swing

The hardcover copy, of course

The tech bros hate the humanities because we recognize that objectivity is a historically situated construct and not some timeless ideal they can point to whenever people call them out on their bullshit

lol, lmao even

When I read The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, this is the exact face I pictured whenever Martin Vanger came up

You had me at fish and chips

Unrelated but every picture of David Ellison I see further convinces me he has an underground lair that he calls his “play room” where he does his torture and serial killing

‘I wish I could push ChatGPT off a cliff’: professors scramble to save critical thinking in an age of AI As AI has upended the way students learn, academics worry about the future of the humanities - and society at large

I'm one of many professors quoted in this report from Alice Speri. I really appreciate The Guardian taking an angle which has basically eluded every other major outlet.

Fraud. What you are describing is fraud.

Nintendo should sue their asses

The New York Times is literally trolling here and you can’t convince me otherwise

celestia: You are somebody's favorite poster jerry: thanks celestia celestia: not you though jerry: ah,,

heartwarming 🥰

Dad is less a gender and more a vibe or energy. Dadness is inclusive

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

this is violence

Ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate