Dear delivery drivers. Stop texting me that "I'm here" when really you're about 2 minutes from actually being "here."
08.03.2026 06:17
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Dear delivery drivers. Stop texting me that "I'm here" when really you're about 2 minutes from actually being "here."
In Lanai I saw chickens just running around outside a KFC.
Why don't I know my own age?
Examine door
i hope this email doesn't find you. i hope email never finds you again and you are free
She asked if I was OK. I have meds again, and I can feel them working, so I'm better. But I wanted to walk around the counter and give her a big hug.
She didn't have to ask. She opened herself to carry a stranger's burden. Little pieces of humanity are all I need. Can we string some together?
Went to the little store near home last night. I was staring blankly at the cigarettes, and the cashier asked if I wanted smokes. I said no, but in very quick succession I described what it's like to walk around as a ghost. No job, no connection. I tried not to cry as I left. I went back tonight. 1/
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All my robots run on diesel. They are a real smoke show.
Can I be one? I'm not an asshole but I am hungry
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck, but through hard work & perseverance, I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
The kind of month this has been... for a second I was like, "not him too!"
Photoshop of Corey Lewandoski lying in a bed on an airplane with a suitcase on the foreground
Kristi Noem Fires Coast Guard Pilot After He Forgets To Transfer Corey Lewandowski To Another Plane
I didn't see the note where someone has to do it in this order.
BOLD STATEMENT:
No highlight package should include the ref walking to center court to tip the ball. I have one exception:
Private Investigations reveal it's just off of Telegraph Road right past the Tunnel of Love. I heard Romeo and Juliet met there Twisting by the Pool. They chose Love Over Gold, but found out The Man's Too Strong.
"All right - I'll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me." ~ Kurt Vonnegut
I don't know. My foldable is getting sticky.
David Byrne: Nothing but vegetables? Hmm. Might be something there.
Who up fucking with the algos?
People choose to die on some really strange hills. Hamburger, for instance
Trail cam photo of a bear. The bear's backside is facing the camera and it is looking over its shoulder back at the camera.
Tired of selling toilet paper mama bear started a side hustle with a bears after dark cam on Only Fans.
Until there is a real, institutional, FORMAL reckoning where elites and media acknowledge the *horror* of what has happened with Trump-- the realities of his dictatorship-- we are never going to fully claw our way out of this tendency as a country.
Shave stripes into cat.
/The cat does not like this. You are now covered in scratches
Put down cat
/The cat is now latched to your face. Also, the cat is only a concept of a cat. Your puss-filled scratches are less conceptual. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Guy in hockey mask enters...
@sesmith.lol I just feel like you need to see this.
There you go again, beating a dead horse. Be spontaneous for once and beat a dead wombat.
