SarahTonin_FNP

The way the country just spat on this young woman’s achievements smh

I need some like right now

IT IS NOT HYPERBOLE IF I WONDER OUT LOUD IF THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE MY HUSBAND AWAY SINCE HE WAS BORN HERE, TO IMMIGRANT PARENTS

WTF

Bro this timeline we are in??!!!!! WHAT

This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event…

It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.

I’m guess I’m glad at work today because I absolutely cannot with the media shitshow

Thank you!!! ☺️

Patient: you’re the NINTH one! And you figured it out!
Me: what- putting in a coudet catheter? THAT many people tried?
Patient: yeah!
Me: well do I get an award?
Patient: you get “the golden penis award!” I’ll have it engraved with your name by end of day!

Me: 🥲😂 I’m telling everyone!

A succulent with a matching soap 🧼?! Yes. Perfect teacher gift! (I hope!)

And yes I kept making more soaps until my triple-butter soap ran out. Want some?!
Mermaid 🧜🏾‍♀️ scented…..

Beau loves when Aldi has antlers on sale!!

Less muddy looking today- because more protein was added ;)

Ok I’m going to show you mine! Lol I use frozen spinach so the amount is essentially unknown 😵‍💫

Uploading my menses initiation cramp right now 👏🏻 thought I threw my back out…
Nope just an angry uterus. Here you go, GOP 👋🏻

What in the dystopian fuck is this nonsense 🤦‍♀️ they can’t just call the police like the rest of us paupers out here??? Smh

I had to work that weekend :( no booth for me.

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Not that I know of? But I always looks for signage! They’re usually small- and at a church or school. I haven’t seen any lately but if I do, I’ll let you know!

Not my husband hoping for Mario & Luigi GIFs and memes now that the Adjuster was apprehended 🤦‍♀️ NGL tho- they’re gonna slap 👋🏻

Tacos 🌮 are one of life’s blessings and I hope yours was amazing!

The way I screamed when I saw on threads that they’re calling him
‘The Adjuster’

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Hey fellow ADHD/AuDHDers what’s your internal/external echolalia today?

Mine is the first line of the chorus from Chappell Roan’s pink pony club. 🦄

Watch congress pass gun control so quick now that they realized the bourgeoisie has no fucks left to give

Thanks as always, Kate! You da best!

Everyone can thank my bestie @kateculliton.bsky.social for these cutie samples! There’s always extra when I make a special order and whatever I don’t slather on myself, I pass to you!
#Etsy #skincare #handmade

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Thankful for YOU! 🥰

Buttered toast is so damn good when you want it!

Writing up critical analysis of the literature I’m reviewing for my pre-opiate Rx risk assessment QI project and the mood is

bravo