We call this a Bad Take Jubilee. For the next 21 hours you can post whatever you want and it's almost certain to not be the worst take of the day.
Caesar salad is better with ketchup. Turn signals are cringe. Wedding DJs should play The Macarena more often. Keyboards don't need function keys.
11.03.2026 19:23
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Yes to noticing this pattern (Iβm also an exclusively they/them person), and yes also to noticing that this they/them overflow seems to be limited to other she/hers.
11.03.2026 21:04
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Most people do. But posts from larger accounts are often featured in the Discovery tab, which notoriously brings a lot of obnoxious replies from people who arenβt actually engaged with the conversations.
11.03.2026 00:57
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If you run like we're under mortal threat, you need to lose like we're under mortal threat, too. Throw your body on the gears. Cosplay the GOP rejecting everything just to make those in power look bad.
If you don't, do not come back to us in 2 years & tell us democracy is on the line.
12.12.2024 22:00
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I've been resisting replying to a lot of posts today, because I wanted to think. And I think that we are at a unique crisis point right now on the left.
You can not spend a year running on telling us that democracy will end if this guy wins, and then just turn around and say, "well norms, you know"
12.12.2024 22:00
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Goddamn, I can see why. I just read it and nearly cried in public.
10.03.2026 22:39
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One thing I wish ao3 made easier to express is "I want to see what people are doing with this tag in every fandom I'm personally interested in". Because you can't save search filters and the filter has no way to express disjunctions it's really painful to do this!
10.03.2026 20:09
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worth remembering, David Lynch directed βfix your hearts or dieβ specifically at transphobes. it wasnβt a generic βno mean people allowedβ statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.
10.03.2026 15:40
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Know Your Birds:
Pigeon - Default bird
Seagull - Noisy bird
Dog - This one isn't a bird
Kangaroo - Neither is this one
Octopus - Also not a bird
10.03.2026 13:05
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Every day, a new thing radicalizes me further. Anyone who looks at an entire category of human beings trying to survive in this city and thinks βwe need to make them so miserable they donβt come around here anymoreβ should be dropped and left to rot in the middle of the desert
10.03.2026 17:38
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Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, βWyoming is missingβ
10.03.2026 11:57
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Just remember, when It Finally Happens, Donald Trump won't be able to hear your wild celebration but all his lickspittles and failsons will.
10.03.2026 14:09
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Is there a better face for capital in America other than a private billion dollar prison corporation that will bankrupt your city if you refuse to accept a fraction of the blood money it extracts from the rape, assault, suicides, and murders of refugees and immigrants? I genuinely donβt think so.
10.03.2026 14:22
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Like if you said βthe life of an elementary schooler in Iran is worth the same amount as that of an American soldierβ youβd get kicked off the news
10.03.2026 01:03
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I am not advocating for this. But that is effectively what happened except the only people who had access to this lack of copyright were AI companies.
10.03.2026 11:29
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this guy loves making down payments on future 9/11s with other people's money
09.03.2026 21:20
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He didnβt kill anyone. Anyone know how many people the government has killed for being present when someone else killed somebody? And the demographics?
08.03.2026 13:04
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Me: there are no new takes online we are all just repeating ourselvβ
06.03.2026 14:40
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I donβt think we can even begin to comprehend whatβs gonna happen if this turns into a water war. Those facilities are extremely vulnerable and have an immediate impact on the population. You think youβve seen a refugee crisis? Just wait for the next one.
08.03.2026 10:23
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If it was any country other than the US weβd be talking sanctions right about now.
08.03.2026 10:21
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So it is *social pressure* compelling you to accept some bottom-shelf afterthought of an excuse that the latest halfhanded jerk dug out of his navel as if to use it as a force multiplier for all the contempt his actions themselves were already showing.
08.03.2026 10:10
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Black & white photo of a concrete side of a somewhat dilapidated building that has graffiti written with spray paint. The graffiti reads βTime doesnβt exist Clicks exist.β
08.03.2026 06:26
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We will greet them as liberators.
08.03.2026 08:09
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
08.03.2026 07:43
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Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.
08.11.2023 08:17
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a lot of discussion about how "cosmopolitan" urban dwellers are, but a really underdiscussed trend is the homogenization of culture across *rural* areas of the USA - replacement of once-distinct regional cultures with generic "redneck" accent and culture, regional religions with evanglicalism etc
08.03.2026 06:17
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RETVRN Kansas to Zoroastrianism, maybe?
08.03.2026 06:29
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The gap between black and red points is filled with careers that are ending and most likely won't resume. It represents collectively thousands of years of training that those scientists received but won't be able to use or pass on. Unless this trend reverses, this is the beginning of a dark age.
08.03.2026 01:03
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this made me cackle all the way through
08.03.2026 00:04
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