𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 .ᐟ

// agent four my beloved,,,

// I know I'm a few days late but holding shit ten years of splatoon

Old man yaoi ?

Hey eighttttttttt

//"I have 2 sides" ah Mercury Cadmium

Steve's lava chicken

You called ?

He's fucking dead.

Hell yeah

🤝

// ARE YOU OKAY???

" Oh, right ... /that/. "

Staring down at her arm, covered in bite marks.

" We really do. "

I can't feel my arm.

Three raises a brow, confused.

" About ... ? "

REAL ACTUALLY

// why was this the first thing that came to my mind

My writer got sudden three muse we are so BACK.

// shoutout to the actual english spoken in splatoon 3 story mode

got to be some of my favorite underrated creepy ambience

The creature

This is fine.

[ It is not. ]

At least I saved the squid.

. . .

[ Internal screaming. ]

[ ... Three just got an idea so stupid that it might just work.

She holds out her arm. ]

Bite this instead.

This is gonna be a long night ..

DROP THE SQUID.

EIGHT.

He's on the best team.

// just remembered violet and mercury are threes "roommates" ( they totally aren't dating no way )

Eight, drop it.

// IM BACK

" I don't think the mask stops allergies .. '

You ever just ... explode ?

" I won't, I promise. "

Lil forehead kiss.