𝓐 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .

Head Butler & Warden of estate, The Aviary

"𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓫𝓾𝔂, 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓼, 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮..."

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"Fine. You've got me there."

A long pause.

"For now."

"Hmm.... It is!"

Ah yes, the peaceful, wholesome community of Hell.

"Definitely most likely."

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"Of course. Undoubtedly."

And who won?

"Or 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 you...?"

𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘮𝘦.

"And yet I'm not wrong!"

Always!

Thinking. Calculating. (Buffering).

"— Very well. I will reserve my good natured ribbing for everything but this holiday."

"- Though is it not inherently more... Heaven?"

Cue a broadening grin, pleaser to solicit that smile.

"Atta girl."

"And plenty of suffocating, existential dread to go around!"

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“ 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘥, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 ~
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 . ”

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 🌊 . ݁˖ . ݁ 🍃 . ݁˖ . ݁ 🌊 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘺𝘴𝘢. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘴’ 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳. 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
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Did she kick it back?

Maybe. Possibly?

The world will never truly know.

—— Define festive.

"𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙙! 𝙃𝙚'𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙮, 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙙! 𝘿𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧?!"

𝘔𝘋𝘕𝘐 | 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭 | 𝘏𝘏𝘙𝘗 | 𝘔𝘝𝘙𝘗

art by argt_w on twt! filter is banana sprinkles by kaijucatedits!

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀SORRY SWEETIE , BUT THERE’S NO 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐘𝐈𝐍’ THEIR 𝑭𝑨͟𝑻͟𝑬𝑺 .ᐟ

Fine. But he’s being Krampus this year.

❝𝘛𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯..❞

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖, 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕖?

ꌩꂦꀎ’ꋪꍟ ꌗ꒒ꂦꉣꉣꌩ.

ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇꜱᴄ
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—// Heresy. (Also hi!)