Scarlett Beasley

Ripley just told me I’m Sigma and I think it’s a complement?

My current favorite song is (unironically) Soda Pop from K-Pop Demon Hunters.

RED ALERT! Busch Gardens Tampa has released Fright Feast tickets for Howl-O-Scream.

Do you guys know that SeaWorld has a show at Howl o Scream that features electric bikes (but with motorcycle sounds and they pretend they’re motorcycles) and not one, not two, but THREE audience plants?

I was not properly emotionally prepared for the HamiKuma keychain to be $25 with no discounts. It’s a keychain! 😭😭

My sweet baby Zinn is 15 today! 😭

It’s amazing how a Liquid IV and some ibuprofen can make me feel like I’m 22 again.

I almost cried in Wyatt Sicks because it was such a beautiful tribute. LOVED the way they took us into a twisted world of WWE. All the little wrestling Easter eggs were so fun. Jason was our worst run but it was still fun and so full of scareactors.

I had really low expectations for FNAF. Thought it would maybe just look cool with no scares…but they got me so many times! I loved it. El Artista is a masterpiece. I wasn’t excited at all for Grave of Flesh but we had such a good run we immediately got back in line to go again.

Did opening night of HHN…every house we did was good or great. And this is the best year for scare zones we’ve had in a long time. #HHN34

Obsessed with 80s Kurt Russell in his slutty little glasses in Big Trouble in Little China.

Spoilers for Terrifier 3….my favorite part was when all the men watching thought we were about to see boobs but instead we saw a closeup of a dude getting a chainsaw to his naked junk.

Omg. No. I didn’t! Lol

It’s extra fun here today because it’s storming so there are 9000 more asking if they are cancelled and if they are will they be rescheduled.

Watching The Two Towers for the first time. I remember these movies coming out and girls all being obsessed with Legolas. But like, have you seen Aragorn?! He’s 50x sexier.

If I had a nickel for every movie released in 2025 that starred Aaron Taylor Johnson and a monster with a giant prosthetic penis, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot. But it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

I did it!

Accidentally told one of my Gen Z coworkers that I buy/download music on iTunes instead of using Spotify or whatever and she is HORRIFIED.

Lieutenant Barclay is probably the most relatable character on Star Trek TNG. But also…it should legit be a felony to bust into someone’s holodeck program.

Oh this whole episode is just them admit it on that Tasha dying was meaningless and horrible. Cool. But also not cool.

MY GIRL TOSHA IS HEEEEEEREE!!!! #StarTrek

So unserious. #Startrek

Mood. #StarTrek

There is literally no reason for any Mission: Impossible movie to be over 90 minutes.

HOLD UP. Erik from Final Destination: Bloodlines is Vampire Kid from Trick r Treat?!

We had lots of great audience reactions. I was happy to see it with a crowd. But that was the biggest one.

‪Oh. And the way I SOBBED at Tony Todd’s speech. Oof. It was too much. ‬

Final Destination: Bloodlines was SO GOOD. Also, minor spoilers…but the way our theatre CHEERED when the piano in the opening premonition hit the ground and killed the boy. Lol.

This Connections category yesterday made me SO MAD. Dumbo doesn’t talk.

Remember that time I was setting up lunch during a presentation in front of 40 senior leaders from my college (including our new Chief Academic Officer) and I was trying to be discrete but instead I fell down the auditorium stairs into a table while holding a giant metal pan of red sauce? 😭