puddington

[Rihanna] We found love in container store

That's not what dexterity means

Don't understand why I feel so bad today

I need to be something else

Okay let's actually hear them though

I have dying man syndrome

There's a leaf on ur face

Help

me on the commune (in my imagination): i have written more poetry for everyone
me on the commune (reality): please don't yell at me again. i'll work the butter churn

dear diary i am about to start killing

Taco Bell’s Canon in D

Thar's something fucked up is happenig

No offense

People who refer to themselves in the 3rd person in alt text should be banned from this app then rounded up and put in a zoo

They should add a feature where you can pick the only 50 people you get notifications from

So fuckeng sick of notifications

First they came for the fuckers and I said nothing

At the fuckers

Such a good draft

delicious food is like damn.... this tastes lowkey good fr

Suboptimal shit is like yooooo... this could be optimal... except it's sub that... damn...

It’s been disciplined

These fuckeng muppets dude

My bathtub doesn’t respect me

That’s an improvement for Dasani

Be careful

Crab Man should start a movie review blog called Tubi Honest

I khanate eggs press my truey motions