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a man is sitting on a couch talking about crime , penetration , and full penetration ALT: a man is sitting on a couch talking about crime , penetration , and full penetration

"And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends."

Belly belly belly belly pork.

a woman is talking on a cell phone in a room . ALT: a woman is talking on a cell phone in a room .

The Congress is calling from inside the House.

Albert Einstein with the text: "The stripper doesn't actually like you. Benjamin Franklin, 1492."

Thanks, Honest Abe.
#ReganQuotes

I'm with Sluggo.

a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway . Alt: Fire pizza meme from Community.

Groundhog POV

Cringe gang! Cringe gang! Cringe gang! or something.

Whoop de fucking doo.

Gif of Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber saying, "So you're telling me there's a chance."

At least I got to see the glory of #Naperville before the giant sinkhole.

Yes.