for a while my algorithm on there was just showing me tons and tons of ai generated videos of either beautiful women or old men hiding from monsters in physically impossible bunkers. Like a wolf would be chasing a girl and then she'd open a hatch on a tree and go into a big vault to hide.
computer refused to recognize the wireless mouse I have been using for 3 years and made me reconnect it as a new mouse
its kind of insane bluetooth has been a thing for as long as it has and its still bad a lot of the time
Just got hired as a Social Media Manager at the Techno Union's Sullust branch. This is huge for me.
The way they've chosen to abbreviate their name is very unfortunate. Their logos didnt used to look like that. It used to be fine
In the year 2681 they will have baseball stadiums as big as cities and while i will be long dead and buried my dna will be used to create clones whose sole purpose in life is to sell hot trail mix on the lower levels of these glorious structures.
someday every suburban home will be a 40 story tall concrete apartment building and it will be beautiful
the surest sign that we are in a golden age is that every single coffee shop has merch now. Even the really bad ones
Thanks 4: The Heads Up
This one thrift store near me has had this nike sweatshirt on the rack for like a year and a half now and I'm sort of tempted to buy it just out of pity except its a really gross shade of purple so I wont
People keep saying he started this war so he can shut down elections, and maybe he will do that, but i think the main reason he did this is someone whispered in his ear that they could topple iran in a week and it would make him look cool and strong.
Not exactly news or surprising in any way but it is sort of incredible how much he’s not the president. Whichever one of his whispering advisors can get his attention for the day gets to control policy until he gets bored with them. He’s basically a shell for other people’s ideology at this point
As she should
Why da hell Bumblebee got horns if he is an insect?
{Guy on the subway so drunk at 1pm he’s reached a state of nirvana} God merely gives us vessels, but our destiny is our own
{tears in my eyes} that was my stop. We just passed it. How am I ever gonna get home now
The only enemy in system shock so far i genuinely dislike are the flying drones on the storage level. Partially because they have weird hitboxes and bad audio cues but mainly because i think it’s uncouth for a robot to have a puke attack
That feeling when you find the perfect rental car
Not sure the whole battalion will come with me for the move, but I’m really very happy with how many of these guys I’ve amassed in just 3 years
Just realized the mariner got cropped out. Not gonna repost the whole thing again but here he is. This isn’t even the full collection technically. A few ended up at my parent’s place in storage when I moved this past summer
Anyone who knows me knows how much the Zaku means to me, but if you’re a new follower on here, I hope this puts it in perspective. Happy Zaku day.
Someone in my building is addicted to old navy online shopping. I must help them
Last year was the slowest year ever and this year is the fastest year ever
That i attribute to the ambient psychopathy present in most americans
Just recently learned about this guy
I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible
unfortunate reality of the world is that people working jobs which pit them directly against conservative policies aren't woke in most other ways
History will remember me as the lieutenant scalper
Draft me and I straight up will be taking a dozen higher ranking officers with me to the nether realm
I’m gonna order like 3 sweatshirts online tonight and then get a ton of takeout
Two IPAs and a Whiskey Ginger on an empty stomach drunk
{Dressed like paul in lynch dune with my hands raised over my head} UNDER THE NEW REGIME, POLYAMORY IS MANDATORY
{sound that is distinctly the Halo Reach sniper noise emanates from the crowd and my head explodes like a water balloon}
