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Christine Nangle

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Writer, The Simpsons. (prev The President Show, The Break, Inside Amy Schumer, Kroll Show, SNL, UCB) I like pit bulls so much. Phanatic fanatic. πŸ¦…

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10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 15602 πŸ” 3819 πŸ’¬ 277 πŸ“Œ 226
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14307 πŸ” 4295 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42

Trying to untangle how much parenting advice is actually advice on how to make kids compatible with capitalism

08.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ruben Ray Martinez: Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stop The Department of Homeland Security did not disclose Martinez was shot by one of its agents until almost a year later.

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.

"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...

07.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 6409 πŸ” 4038 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 277

Best song of the year

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I felt so cool being like- hear that? yeah thats Stipe

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

holy moly this song was on a mix my older sister’s cool friend made for her that I stole and I listened to it so so much and haven’t heard it in ages thank you!!!!

06.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes!!

05.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I taught a sketch comedy class in Abu Dhabi.

05.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp I guess there’s no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.

04.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1407 πŸ” 285 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 3

(Mr. Green voice)
I’ve got news for you. It’s already here!

03.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*should be

03.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, this organization sucks so much. You know you can give away scholarships without doing this shit right? It’s really pathetic and anyone involved to be embarrassed.

03.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

drag name
S’Pam RisquΓ©

02.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i’d say something like β€œI have 50 cryptos on Sting pre-cum Nov 2026” but idk how they work! (prediction markets or peens)

02.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wonder what the prediction markets are saying about sting

02.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s really easy to summarize right wing/ moderate talking points with four (IMO culturally load-bearing) words:

β€œ Vs β€˜No it won’t.’”

02.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It cannot be stressed enough how these Republicans don’t see government jobs as jobs at all. They see them as titles, no-show gigs where they can do whatever they want. That’s why οΏΌthey hated the people in those jobs before, they thought it was a scam because they don’t believe in doing the work.

02.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 3078 πŸ” 736 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 22

your blood is better than mine!

28.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 10383 πŸ” 2850 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 138

l: 40s, r: 20s

28.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
dr mckay from The Pitt

dr mckay from The Pitt

Dr Santos from The Pitt

Dr Santos from The Pitt

i’ve learned that last year several coworkers strongly agreed that β€œthe girl on the Pitt” reminds them of me. Then at some point they realized they weren’t all talking about the same girl, and now consensus is i’m a blend of these two.

28.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

they wouldn’t give me more than three and I was shivering so bad and they’re like β€˜this happens sometimes.’ then a few weeks later I got a letter in the mail telling me there’s some variant/issue with my blood β€œDO NOT DONATE PLATELETS AGAIN” and I was like phew moral high ground w/o the work!

28.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so so so cold

28.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my advice dress warmly bring layers bc you get so cold during the process

28.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe ask people to define what β€œpolitics/ being political” means to them before asking them more.

it’s such a clickbaity thing to ask a celebrity (like asking if they’re a feminist) but lots of people define it differently, often stupidly and wrongly

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that’s the last columbo!

25.02.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

aw thanks!!

25.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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