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can I get the aioli that comes on the burger on the side for my fries? she/her

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has enough time passed for me to say I found ted lasso unwatchable?

15.02.2025 05:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so grateful to be (almost) 30 bc I no longer think about wanting to be skinny every day and now I’ve doubled down on wanting to stay chubby out of spite

07.02.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if u think u think the dc plane crash was caused by DEI u straight up have a tiny peanut brain like i don’t think u even know how to wipe your own ass u r so dumb & racist

31.01.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there is something so chic about tuna salad and a lot of people don’t get that

21.01.2025 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing β€˜Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?

13.01.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 21087 πŸ” 2524 πŸ’¬ 801 πŸ“Œ 194
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THE TRAITOR PICKS THIS SHOW IS UNMATCHED #thetraitorsus

10.01.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the casting team for #thetraitorsus should win awards

10.01.2025 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

whenever someone says β€œconsistency is key” I already know I’m gonna fail at whatever it is

01.01.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a $200 sweater that’s 50% polyester……… u think i’m a fool????

29.12.2024 16:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

proof there are different internets bc who the fuck is jelly roll

24.12.2024 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

have you guys ever noticed that most things are super annoying except when i do them, and then they’re winsome and adorable? like what are the odds

21.12.2024 13:28 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

The Family Stone is one of the most insane movies ever made. up there with The Human Centipede

21.12.2024 17:44 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 5

Hawk the herald angels sang
Glory tuah that newborn thang

13.12.2024 14:25 πŸ‘ 1077 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 15

the grocery store whole rotisserie chicken…. she has earned her flowers

18.12.2024 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they should invent a pair of jeans that fit me

16.12.2024 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t stand a raisin hater. Grow up!!!!!!

14.12.2024 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

overheard a girl at a coffee shop tell another girl who complimented her sweater that she thrifted it and β€œthe tag says nasty gal but I have no idea what that is”. we are losing girlboss recipes.

13.12.2024 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

another day of clicking on a clothing ad to discover it’s from the children’s line

05.12.2024 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sandra Diaz-Twine

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Chaos Kass McQuillen

some of my favorite haters! i love u queens!!!! 🫢 #survivor

05.12.2024 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not kidding when i say you shouldn’t watch survivor if you don’t like seeing contestants hate each other (whether they have a good reason or not). survivor is built on the backs of haters!!! let them have beef!!! #survivor #survivor47

05.12.2024 16:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this being Clairo shade

05.12.2024 01:35 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

one thing twitter has on bluesky is getting to see conservative politicians’ cursed thanksgiving plates. just absolutely fucked up looking dog shit food.

29.11.2024 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œooh I can’t wait to eat a quobbled yambake 🀀 πŸ˜‹β€ this is what you all sound like to me

28.11.2024 21:38 πŸ‘ 1093 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 4

why doesn’t cristin milioti have 5 emmys and oscars each at this point wake up hollywood im starting to get pissed off

27.11.2024 04:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus

25.11.2024 00:54 πŸ‘ 9826 πŸ” 1024 πŸ’¬ 203 πŸ“Œ 44
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24.11.2024 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw wicked and you guys actually aren’t prepared for how much space i’m holding for the lyrics of defying gravity and the power i’m therefore feeling in that

24.11.2024 02:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oops I accidentally believed history was a straight line and not a pendulum

22.11.2024 04:37 πŸ‘ 5008 πŸ” 392 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 17

no desire to eat a Crumbl cookie it is like edible AI art to me

21.11.2024 17:39 πŸ‘ 912 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 12