David Sizemore

Jesus Christ

So pissed I missed the cargo-bike-dad train

Thank youuu!

Archive of Archives A curated archive of digital projects, resources, and references.

I hear you like archives.

So I made an archive of archives, so you can look at an archive while you’re looking for archives.

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The door is open! You gotta swim through a moat of alligators to get to the door. And I’m standing inside with a GIANT sword. But yeah, that door? Super duper open.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

I mean. We’re all in space, if you think about it. *bong rip*

Imagining you using binoculars to spy on a dad exercising. The binoculars are so heavy. But you’re dedicated, and you keep watching. The neighbors ask you to please get out of their bushes. This isn’t the first time they’ve had to talk to you about this.

Eight minutes that you’ll love by the end again.

All I can think of is “I saw mommy kissing Santa,” which, if the singer joins in, becomes a VERY different song.

I haven’t watched, but this show is insane retro-washing.

There’s video of him tearing a ring off her finger and shouting in her face! In public!

War is not hell: war is war, and hell is hell | Henry From Online A quick note about war, hellworld, and rants. It's about a 2 minute read.

regarding that old lie that war is hell

Soapbox: your kid is actually super capable of understanding difficult things about the world, you’re just too chickenshit to engage with them because it means you’ll have to be thoughtful and explain your own reasoning.

Would you hate a country that dropped a bomb on your child's school? 🤔 Asking for a friend!

Squirts don’t hurt, when you’re playing it safe!

Honestly? This is why I sit on a toilet to fart. It’s just easier that way.

I feel like “YMCA camp director who had pretty awful heart disease” isn’t the answer that voters are looking for.

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We somehow ended up playing ~2002 Taking Back Sunday demos on YouTube, which she really disliked.

Michael Bays’ version of Tenant of Wildfell Hall would be pretty nuanced

We listened to that last night! The kid asked us if they were married or siblings. We ended up listening to music from 2004 for an hour. She was mostly horrified.

Vimeo was started as a CollegeHumor side project

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hell ya

I 100% believe this—I was taught similar things (not about Iran, specifically) as a kid growing up in an absolutely batshit evangelical environment. AMA if you’re curious, I’ll reply tomorrow. Going to bed ✌️

Deadass what I was taught as a kid. I can’t believe I’m not a complete fucking monster.

Been loving the new Ratboy.

WXML and WXSS Explained: The Building Blocks of WeChat Mini Programs In the dynamic world of app development, WeChat Mini Programs have carved a unique space — especially in China, where over a billion users…

Oh dang, fascinating. medium.com/softaai-blog...

Whoa. Are there… different browsers? proxy browsers? Emulators? To be able to view different sites?

I mean, that does sound like a job for the Implementation Factory.

Fun fact, US passports did not have a gender marker until 1977, when a rising trend in unisex fashion started freaking the government out.