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An epileptic forever-bumpkin turned counter-forensic geographer Abolish borders Ruthlessly criticize what exists Chinga la migra Internationalism or bust

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Trump Interferes in Brazilian Presidential Election By Labeling Brazilian Groups "Terrorists" By designating the groups as terrorists, the Trump Administration could more easily deport Brazilians in the United States by accusing them of being “narco-terrorists.”

Trump is interfering in this fall's Brazilian presidential election against Lula.

He's sent a top envoy w/ white nationalist ties to visit Bolsonaro in jail & is labeling some Brazilian groups as "terrorists"

paydayreport.com/trump-interf...

12.03.2026 21:17 👍 307 🔁 158 💬 15 📌 18
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Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.

Palantir CEO promises that his technology will reduce educated women's economic and political power newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

12.03.2026 18:17 👍 1142 🔁 761 💬 134 📌 427

just making Kalshi bets with the entire global economy as collateral, nbd

12.03.2026 22:11 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Can this be the solution?

12.03.2026 20:39 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 20:41 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 12:41 👍 4105 🔁 741 💬 24 📌 102
that dumb image from Twitter with oil being driven around the Straight of Hormuz, except now it's a bunch of dumb AI buzzwords moving the oil to the pickup point,

that dumb image from Twitter with oil being driven around the Straight of Hormuz, except now it's a bunch of dumb AI buzzwords moving the oil to the pickup point,

If your Oil & Gas Megacorp isn't already aggressively pursuing this then you're already falling behind.

12.03.2026 15:01 👍 252 🔁 46 💬 2 📌 5

Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 18:06 👍 4172 🔁 863 💬 62 📌 40
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12.03.2026 20:01 👍 1659 🔁 471 💬 18 📌 27

To be fair, Tarrio as far as we know has never killed anyone. Rubio is complicit in the murder of 100 school children in Iran... to just name one thing.

(I am well aware what a piece of shit Tarrio is. I have covered the Proud Boys since their inception.)

08.03.2026 18:27 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

1000% what happened AND despite this young people CONTINUE TO PROTEST AND TAKE ACTION. That's the thing that I find so damned disingenuous among some of these people.

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I Watched 6 Hours of DOGE Bro Testimony. Here's What They Had to Say For Themselves The hours of videos provide fascinating, or perhaps horrifying, insight into the thinking of someone inside DOGE.

I have watched 6 hours of a DOGE bro deposition. The whole thing, start to finish. It's a fascinating, and horrifying, look at the people who caused so much damage, didn't really achieve anything at all, while still being so sure they are right. Here's what they said: www.404media.co/i-watched-6-...

12.03.2026 17:28 👍 5232 🔁 1890 💬 182 📌 130

Sodomizing a Palestinian prisoner with a knife on camera is apparently legal in Israel

12.03.2026 15:55 👍 2261 🔁 789 💬 31 📌 32

"[T]he chilling effect will spread well beyond campus activists ... [S]ilence invites the state to escalate. A visible, united-front defense campaign rooted in labor, immigrant organizations, and civil liberties advocates would make clear that criminalizing solidarity will not go unchallenged."

12.03.2026 17:30 👍 1 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs

12.03.2026 15:46 👍 3759 🔁 685 💬 30 📌 25

PSA: Dunes that are neither flat nor solid

12.03.2026 06:41 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

API says 1700 trucks per ship

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12.03.2026 03:02 👍 3460 🔁 385 💬 581 📌 1323

RE: https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden/114390005614848234

Everyone here can see the Cuba I've experienced less than one year ago. Friends in Luxemburg, who participated in a brigade in late 2025 a few months after mine, already told me a different story. What I hear from the people of Cuba is […]

12.03.2026 06:51 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
 Young boy lying down, wearing a face mask and a black shirt, appearing distressed.

Young boy lying down, wearing a face mask and a black shirt, appearing distressed.

My child Ahmed is dying 💔, and my heart breaks as I watch him suffer 😢. His pain increases day by day due to the virus caused by rockets and chemicals 😭. We urgently need £250 to buy the medicine and supplies that could save his life 🙏. Please help before it’s too late 💔.
chuffed.org/project/mahm...

11.03.2026 16:48 👍 50 🔁 74 💬 21 📌 12
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Towards a new Fressoz debate. Here is a🧵of reviews.

www.penguin.co.uk/books/464145...

11.03.2026 19:24 👍 40 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0

read Marx

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The colonial legacy of LGBTQ+ phobias Policies that impose homophobic or transphobic laws sometimes do so in the name of anti-colonialism, presenting gender and sexual minorities as an (…)

The repression of homosexuality in Africa is actually a colonial legacy. www.fidh.org/en/issues/lg...

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U.S. Plan to Unblock Strait of Hormuz Collides With Realities of Global Insurance The U.S.-centric insurance idea runs counter to the realities of an international market, according to industry executives.

"U.S. officials called London insurers and brokers, trying to figure out how the market operates, industry insiders said."

When applied to the current administration, I urge caution in using terms like "plans," "strategy," "policy," or "doctrine."

www.wsj.com/finance/u-s-...

12.03.2026 01:05 👍 2667 🔁 887 💬 121 📌 279

“Fertilizer prices are already rising, with U.S. urea import prices up 30% in a week. The price increases could be a challenge for farmers, retailers and consumers entering spring growing season, but it could benefit producers in the agriculture business.”

12.03.2026 06:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i wasn't even alluding to this, one month ago
www.cnbc.com/2026/03/11/i...

12.03.2026 06:04 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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IEA agrees release of record oil reserves; Strait of Hormuz ships hit Iran accuses the US and Israel of targeting civilians, saying more than 1,300 have been killed across the country.

"The head of the WHO says 49 primary healthcare centres & 5 hospitals in Lebanon have shut down amid escalating fighting in the region...

The WHO has also verified 18 attacks on health facilities in Iran, 25 in Lebanon and two in Israel since February 28..."

www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

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honestly not clear to me why the japanese container ship made a go at the strait of hormuz. it's clear that iran is serious; is the US trying to coerce a confrontation that they can use as a pretext for more bombings or something? what's going on?

11.03.2026 18:26 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0