Now that more abhorrent details of the Epstein files are out, can the DOJ and/or the Bureau of Prisons rip Ghislaine Maxwell from her country club prison and throw her into a maximum security hellhole where cockroaches are the only company?
Transfer her. Today. To the worst cell in America.
Dear Angel of Death,
You doing okay up there? Down here? Wherever your office is these days?
You're working on your letter D list? Diane, D'Angelo, Dick?
There's one PARTICULAR name that starts with D, who wears traffic-cone-orange foundation that we don't want you to miss.
Sincerely,
Everyone
My great grandfather was attacked when he tried to vote for the 1st time in 1964. He went got stitches and came back and voted.
How could I stay home???
1. Candy Corn - The undisputed champion of oral torture. A waxy triangle of sugared sadness that tastes like someone melted a crayon with corn syrup and hatred. Not food. Not even technically matter. Scientists believe it's actually a portal to a dimension of pure disappointment.
You're welcome.
3. Bit-O-Honey - For when you hate children but also their dentists.
2. Necco Wafers - Antique chalk tablets that someone mistakenly called "candy." Tastes like sweetened drywall.
6. Dots - A waste of money, sugar, and dental work. Like eating sugared rubber cement.
5. Werther's Original - No. Just no. Grandma's purse is not a Halloween strategy.
4. Good & Plenty - Licorice disguised as something edible. The ultimate Halloween betrayal.
9. Tootsie Rolls - The cockroach of candy - somehow survives every extinction event and ends up in every bowl.
8. Twizzlers - The devil's dental floss.
7. Brachs - Poor people's candy. When you hate the neighborhood children but still want to participate.
The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy Abominations
(Counting down from "bad" to "should be illegal")
10. Sour Patch Kids - Decent if you enjoy having your taste buds assaulted by tiny, acidic gremlins.
*taps the mike
Ahem...You know who didn't have any record-breaking, massive, nationwide, and international No Kings protests while he was in office for eight straight years?
President Obama.
Cancer is a slewfooted, snaggletoothed, pigeon-toed, wall-eyed, slack-jawed, knock-kneed, bow-legged, scrofulous, pox-marked, mangy, spavined, club-footed piece of genetic trash!
RIP D'Angelo
In honor of Indigenous Peoples Day, a map of Tongva villages by Sutimiv-Paโalat from the website of Julia Louise Bogany, the Tongva elder and educator who passed away in 2021. www.tobevisible.org/tongva-villa... #IndigenousPeoplesDay #Tongvaland
The Plant Chica is giving away 2000 plants this weekend!
Loving the number of pitches Im seeing! Let's keep it up. #pitblk #writingcommunity
I ALMOST feel sorry for all the poor Christian Nationalists suffering from religious psychosis who are expecting the rapture tomorrow. The only surprise they are getting is Kimmel.
#Pitblk 2025 has begun!!! Make sure to submit your pitches by Sept 24th at 8pm EST at the link below. We're excited you're participating and can't wait for agents and editors to see!
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#amquerying ##writersky #booksky
Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
TEXT: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me, not time or political circumstance, from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law. GOVERNOR JB PRITZKER'S MESSAGE TO DONALD TRUMP
My message to Donald Trump is very simple.
Consider me a loyal subscriber to any company that uses its power for good. Seeing Netflix hire Stephen Colbert and its co-founder donate to a campaign for redistricting, I'd say my subscription is a small price to pay to support democracy.
@betoorourke
โThis is a basketball game where the refs have just stopped calling fouls...the other side is just punching us in the face. Weโre looking at the crowd saying โisnโt this awful?โ But the other side just keeps punching usโฆso itโs time to punch back & that is what Gavin Newsom is doingโ
"innumerable" fibroids.
Now, I'm looking forward to a future without your baggage. I'm talking white jeans year-round, last-minute vacation plans, a noticeable boost in my budget and a life where my heating pad can finally retire.
It's not me, it's definitely you.
Good riddance,
Your Blissfully Liberated Former Landlord
I won't say we had good times, because we didn't. I will, however, graciously concede that you successfully housed my three healthy children, so thank you for that one productive phase of your residency.
When the opportunity for our glorious separation via hysterectomy arose this past Tuesday, August 5th, I jumped at the chance. I guess you could call it a conscious uncoupling, except I am 100% conscious of how overjoyed I am that youโre gone.
Dearest Jeraldine, my dearly departed uterus,
Iโm writing to you from the other side, three days post-eviction. Howโs the biohazard bin? I hope itโs drafty.
Letโs not beat around the bush.
My apologies to the King family. I am so sorry that the regime dumped this on you, with no regard for your feelings and input.
We will not let their carelessness and callousness tarnish the legacy of the great Dr. King.
Shame on Trump and Republicans.
#MLK #JeffreyEpstein #EpsteinCoverUp [โฆ]
In September 2024, Trump demanded in writing that CBS fire Colbert with his point blank post about the host: โCBS should terminate his contract.โ And on Wednesday, CBS did exactly what Trump had demanded from them just nine months earlier. My new article deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-cele...
#Boycottโผ๏ธ
CBS & Paramount!
I predict that a few of us will be making the โfinancial decisionโ to learn everything we can about the business interests of CBS, Paramount and Skydance in order to do everything we can to make sure that not a single dollar of ours goes to them ever again.
Integrity matters.
#StephenColbert.
It's precisely by making our stance public that we amplify a message and signal collective concern. My cancellation isn't just about the money; it's about making my voice heard where it matters, even if it's just a ripple. And sometimes, a ripple is all it takes to start a wave.
However, to say a protest of conscience should be private fundamentally misunderstands what protest is. A private cancellation is just a thought; a public one is a statement.
