David M

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

anyone who has been on social media for the last 15 years has ptsd for this exact thing when the charts start to buck and the smart weirdos start to flail and vaguely gesture like this

“Voting against the troops”

My future in-laws do live in a house boat part time- you actually don’t need to visit the vapid cheugy hell city

as far as I can tell the US wants Iran to become Venezuela, while Israel wants it to become Libya

welcome to the WarnerParamount+ app, your home for every movie kathryn bigelow can pitch to the DoD. i'm your AI help bot, basedy. i'm not one of those woke chatbots. you wanna watch the sopranos again? i have a version that adjusted the volume level so the homophobia is louder than the rest

You can just say things.

PSA you can oppose Israel without being a NAZI RAT.

I dunno man, Tommy Tuberville didn’t need to be the Senator from Alabama but here we are

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

Sunrise, FL erasure

Hockey should probably be a controlled substance

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

all eyes now turn to truth social, where the president is expected to respond from the toilet any minute now

don't you dare make a legolas and gimli meme about fighting side by side with arizona republican small business owner nimbys. close that photoshop tab now

My sister lives out there and is part of an old person polar plunge group that enjoy hot chocolate after. These token chuds are in many ways a bug.

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

Seattle is just the Boston of the PNW

Jason Myers is the Super Bowl MVP.

Don’t take the easy way out.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: I just love Latinas, Sonic

what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show

surveillance creep

Bad Bunny “together we are America”

We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose

WOKE 2 IS HERE

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny