How did Jake Paul manage to sweat through an entire suit when he did this. I mean a shirt I get, the heat I get, but through every layer of a fucken suit? Bro has sprinklers under his arms.
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A ginger cat on her back with her legs and tail in the air and her eyes closed asleep under the chair she was lately clawing.
When you have the zoomies and go to savage the bottom of dad's chair but half way through it's too much and you fall asleep.
Beavers are woke?
oh fuck off
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
Definitely worth considering because I’m sure nobody has thought of this idea before ever.
It would be nice if people remembered this piece of wisdom from the greatest economics tweet in history (and the one I am most insanely jealous of not having written, especially because it was a reply to me).
Another tough day for team “there’s no point in complaining about AI, just accept it.”
It took an asteroid for the non-avian dinosaurs but all the birds needed were wind turbines.
I suppose given how much latent English/British hatred there is in the dominant (American) culture of our time it’s probably inevitable. And our ‘brand’ in that sense is empire. It does amuse me how rhetorical that hatred is sometimes though. Like a lightning rod that stops nations having to reflect
Such a statesman.
…because it’s hurt their party.
A ginger cat sitting in a satchel.
Well people do say how the UK is a nation of animal lovers, so why the hell not
labour market flexibility for thee, generous employment rights and severance packages for me
Teenage crush. In these films specifically. Such a femme fatale.
"I asked Claude what it thinks--"
*BLOCK*
And that is why @jasonkpargin.bsky.social is such an excellent follow.
A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting" Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime
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Oh god I do this a lot
She’s broken the law then! It needs headlines saying that!
Might just post this every day
It’s delight from me!
can't help but notice whose losses are expressed in dollars and whose losses are expressed in lives
Well this seems like a wonderfully calm headline designed to stop public panic
Also by Hannan: “the blue eyed sheiks” of Icelandic Banking will save us (2004). Brexit will be a huge success and we won’t leave the single market (2016) “Covid won’t kill you” (2020)
