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He/Him Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan Got a gold nameplate that says IWISHYAWOULD

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Neighbors are like teeth. Even just one bad one can ruin your smile.

15.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even McAffee detected it's malware.

15.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

America.exe has stopped working

15.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
14.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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It's Spring so the tupelo tree buds are saying tupHELLOOOOO

14.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You talk real tough with your buddies around. I miss the gentler Rocco.

14.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke Ginger vs. Unwoke Ginger

14.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's rad! I haven't played Pathfinder in a while but what a fun world to play it in. Your players are gonna love it.

This is my first Dimension 20 viewing (friends have recommended for years) and I am devouring this - no pun intended.

14.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
There Is Strength in Sweetness | Dimension 20: A Crown Of Candy | Ep. 1
There Is Strength in Sweetness | Dimension 20: A Crown Of Candy | Ep. 1 YouTube video by Dropout

I'm 5 years late but this Crown of Candy campaign is scratching such an entertainment itch for me right now!

Candyland meets D&D

Immensely talented people bringing characters to life & some of the most creative immersive world building I've ever seen in a real play.

youtu.be/mA7BlfOsYng?...

14.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke Ginger Fridays with Tony Dokoupil

14.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

LMAO not just no consequences...they're getting protected.

I cannot stress enough the ZERO amount of change that will come for the Epstein Class, no matter who's in charge.

bsky.app/profile/jose...

14.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because I only know Billy Landham from this and 48 Hrs even his natural laugh is frightening to me

14.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so fucking broke. Crazy how fast it happened

13.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely don't know how to find what I'm looking for on Google anymore

13.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh!! Now I see it!

13.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A seasonal Glade Plug-in that smells like corned beef & cabbage for St. Patrick's Day

13.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*pillow talk voice*

"Make sure to download the app and let me know how I'm doing."

13.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not for nothing that "Martin Scorsese" was 100% Robert DeNiro right?

Never seen anyone do a Scorsese so recognizable it's on their headshots.

13.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
13.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Train Reams (2025 dir. Clint Bentley)

13.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*afternoon TV Lawyer voice*

Were you dreaming when you wrote this? You may be entitled to sue if it went astray.

13.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care for Mondays, Jon
Tuesday, Wednesday, lasagna's on
Oh Thursday, Nermal please begone
It's Friday, mug of cum

21.02.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

somewhere in the dark recesses of my Gen X brain I believe I remember Joe Rogan having a kangol era?

not a blessed memory but a memory I'm willing to rate 73% TRUE

13.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A REALLY NICE neighborhood of course, but just some neighborhood, regardless.

13.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Movie poster for SLANTED featuring a white woman's face melting away to reveal an Asian woman's face, and she's wearing a silver crown, and the tagline reads "If you can't beat them…be them"

Movie poster for SLANTED featuring a white woman's face melting away to reveal an Asian woman's face, and she's wearing a silver crown, and the tagline reads "If you can't beat them…be them"

Movie poster for ENCHANTED from Disney featuring Amy Adams's princess character, James Marsden, McDreamy, the evil witch etc.

Movie poster for ENCHANTED from Disney featuring Amy Adams's princess character, James Marsden, McDreamy, the evil witch etc.

Wowee zowee what a double feature

13.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it'll never not blow me away that Belgravia is not a Eastern European country created after WWI but just some neighborhood in London.

13.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky

13.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

obviously the belt turned this child into a super-powered hero, but when they were finally defeated in glorious battle, the enchantment stopped working and they returned to their original form in death

what i'm saying is i want to wear the forbidden magic belt

12.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey he ran for at least 45 yards on that play!

13.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0