Sarah Huckabee Blutarsky

The myth will never die, ever.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit usin' toilet paper before I start landin' planes.

We’re still experiencing severe delays on the supersonic service to New York. This is mainly caused because a replacement for Concorde hasn’t been built yet. Please remain at the gate.

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Lara Trump's entire secret service detail killed themselves after they heard her sing.

Maybe she was trying to fuck him into supporting more data centers?

Sorry, done with you. You are part of the problem.

I thought he was great hosting Dancing With The Throwing Stars, but they took him off for some strange reason.

We are in a payment dispute with Nick "The Knife-Throwing Comedian" Valase. If he throws any knives at you or your car, please notify management.

She is the scariest war fighter they have.

This is Jeanine Pirro answering one question today.

Trump ousts his own Kennedy Center president President Donald Trump said Friday that longtime Republican foreign policy adviser Richard Grenell will step down as president of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts as part of a sweepi...

Trump ousts his own Kennedy Center president

Maybe Richard Grenell can move on to running Kid Rock's traveling festival of has-been shitheads and make that great again?

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They are ocean, big ocean, surrounded by water, circles all the way around, and they are straight, a very straight circle, with deadly, sharp corners, and sharks.

Biff is now 80 and going to war. Burp.

I still need to know more about Kamala Harris

Remember when Mike was speed reading Vermont Teddy Bear ads? Showah ya care by get'ner a Vuhmawnt Teddy Beah, then showuh ya really care by gettin'er an even biggah beah. That made Valentine's Day special.

I dunno, they had a good year, but if they get in, it would be totally unfair to a Rutgers team that has won 14 out of 32 games.

That dog is pure bad ass.

No horses were harmed in the production of this bullshit.

We need to nuke a hurricane first, Paul, make weather great again.

Hey weren't we supposed to invade Greenland

They are evil, stupid POS's. Always have been, Trump just gave them a permission structure to be themselves in the open.

Nap Time Accomplished

Every one of our tech overlords has their own variant of psychosis. Karp's brain is a 5-pound bag of cooked spaghetti with a bunch of lit firecrackers in it.

We need these king crabs, they are crabby and strong like we never saw before, they have claws, pincers they call them, have you heard the word pincer? I just came up with it, you can pincer an Iranian in half, very lethal, or you can encircle Miss Brazil from behind in a pincers movement, strongly.

She is perfect and did great. Good doggy, very good doggy.

If his brain were mush it would be an improvement

The Metal Plate In The Head Of Americas

Report: President Donald Trump Is Giving 'All The Boys' Dress Shoes That Don't Fit Right | Defector It goes without saying that there is a great deal of Psychology going on in Donald Trump’s second term. None of it is especially complicated, because the people involved are without exception clammy, ...

Very excited that we're somehow getting another day of discourse out of The Florsheim Affair, one of the most delightful stories of this awful last year and change. Keep on clompin' boys! defector.com/report-presi...

Check out our new botanical gardens! It’s been 2 days since the plants have devoured anyone, so it’s probably safe now.