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Madame Kelli

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Polyam sapphic demisexual, AuDHD, witchy, shibari artist, love games (TTRPG, board, video), playing/making music (guitar, bass, uke), various crafting, reading (light sci fi and fantasy), and cooking

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The Clintons right now.

04.02.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1156 ๐Ÿ” 115 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Hubba hubba ๐Ÿ’œ

02.02.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚

22.12.2025 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just an avocado, Michael

What could it cost? 2 for 10 bucks?

01.12.2025 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

01.10.2025 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 10561 ๐Ÿ” 3744 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53 ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

I'm not ashamed of who I am.
That's my family's job.

28.11.2025 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 446 ๐Ÿ” 72 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Makes me glad I turned UVA down for grad school in the late 90s

24.11.2025 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚

22.11.2025 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Infinity dollars

21.11.2025 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Schumer orchestrated this and as such doesn't deserve to lead the caucus. And if he DIDN'T orchestrate it that means he can't control the caucus and needs to step down in favor of someone who can. Either way, it's time to chuck Chuck

10.11.2025 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU are responsible for giving up on the 1 yard line! Shame on you! How do you call yourself a Democrat when you support Republican ideals?

10.11.2025 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are an absolute fool if you think they're actually going to honor their own word. You should be ashamed of yourself for caving

10.11.2025 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are weak and feckless and a horrible, horrible leader. You can't even keep the party focused less than a week after a resounding mandate from voters. You have brought nothing to this senate. You should step down immediately

10.11.2025 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would love to see some reporting on how the airline lobby put on the pressure.

10.11.2025 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3098 ๐Ÿ” 620 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

10.11.2025 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 25800 ๐Ÿ” 6367 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 242 ๐Ÿ“Œ 208

๐Ÿซ‚

04.11.2025 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Go get em!

04.11.2025 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Displaying dominance

04.11.2025 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.10.2025 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think I'm familiar with Bad Suns, I'll have to check them out

My biggies right now are Dogpark, Stop Light Observations, and Black Pontiac

22.10.2025 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love these guys

22.10.2025 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey that's me! ๐Ÿ˜€

19.10.2025 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those look so cool

18.10.2025 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only one I've played is New Horizons but it's also how I met Kiley so it will forever be beyond important to me

And my fave villager was Merengue ๐Ÿ˜Š

15.10.2025 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚

15.10.2025 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you load the picture into your message, a button called labels pops up at the bottom. You can market nudity, suggestive, or adult and it'll black it out for most people unless they choose to view it (some people have set always show on adult content and so for them it won't be blacked out)

09.10.2025 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to buy-in to your false dichotomy

07.10.2025 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever you do, don't use the powers of your office to protect your people. That would be so impolite. Just keep talking about how bad it is without actually doing anything. Maybe send them some sternly worded letters?

04.10.2025 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's not a blob! He's a good boy ๐Ÿ’–

30.09.2025 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0