Who are you to judge whether my cholesterol is good or bad?

My new personality is guy who pronounces Nitzer Ebb, Samhain and Gauze correctly

I have hit the “comfortable shoes at the hardcore show” era of being an aging rocker.

Tis the season to liberate more t-shirts from from their sleeves

Can I use the self deportation app?

I’m changing my band name to Earthworm Jesse

One time some of my friends from Athens asked @michaelstipe.bsky.social if he wanted to start a grindcore band with them and his response was “do we have to practice?”

I also have ghostwriters. You think I come up with all this gold on my own???

I use GarageBand to record because there isn’t a PowerpopBand.

I realize I don’t wanna be a miser

My thesis on species feces in Reese’s pieces displeases my nieces.

In all my years I’ve never seen a band with two melodicas. It should be the norm.

The Swirlies/Dropdead split shirt is a discogs combers wet dream

Are they any good

I’m not trying to tell trans people what to do but co-opting AR-15 culture could be a cool move.

Listen I’m not a Chappell Roan hater and I don’t give a fuck about the Grammys but she put out an ep on Atlantic in 2017. She’s not a new artist.

Download cards always running defense on me from putting LPs back in their sleeves

Primus did not respond to my drumming audition tape.

Is there a band called Data and the Breeches?