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Consumer of beer, smoker of cigars. Camping and cycling IT guy, from Cambridge, Ontario Handle is an old nickname, it means "looked like a wet spaghetti noodle when running down the basketball court"

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OH MY

11.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So the US is bombing Iran for lulz.

11.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In short:

β€’ No nuclear program destruction
β€’ No regime change
β€’ No Strait of Hormuz plan

11.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Our stance is clear we support the war the US isnt having, and thats why we wont be participating in offensive operations

11.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They're both quite elderly. Sounds like they've been together a long time.

11.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They're still talking normally so πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and looking at the camera

Couple talking in a restaurant

Her, "If you held a celebration of life for me, would you book the whole restaurant?"

Him, "A whole restaurant, you expect that many people?"

Me, trying not to snort out loud...

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is closer to what I see.

Though cropping it isn't quite right.

11.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Huh. Taking a picture of downtown Calgary also has the moon effect. It's much larger live than how the picture shows.

11.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"condition known as musical anhedonia: the inability to feel pleasure from music despite being able to feel pleasure from virtually every other stimuli and despite having the rest of one’s perceptual abilities intact"

nautil.us/were-you-bor...

10.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Were You Born to Love Music? Were You Born to Love Music?: How you respond to artβ€”from poetry, to visual art, to musicβ€”may be partly written in your DNA

Here's an engaging & accessible introduction to our studies of individual differences in how people respond to poetry, art, & music. @kristenfrench.bsky.social interviewed @giacomobignardi.bsky.social about the research he's leading to decipher the mysteries of β€œaesthetic chills”.
@nautil.us
🎢🎨🧬πŸ§ͺ

10.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Meteorites scattered across a blue-ice moraine in Antarctica’s Miller Range.

They’re easier to find here because glaciers act like slow conveyor belts, carrying meteorites toward mountain ranges where wind strips away the snow and exposes the ice.

#astronomy

βš›οΈ πŸ§ͺ

Image: NASA

10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Swirls aside, what are we actually seeing here? Pretty much every single dot in the image is NOT a star, but a supermassive black hole (SMBH) millions of light years away, feeding on dust. The little "bow ties" (marked a few here) are SMBH launching jets of material thousands of light years! πŸ”­πŸ§ͺ

10.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alnitak, the bright star in the image, is the easternmost star (on the left from the N hemisphere) of Orion's belt and is about 1260 ly away.

Just behind it at about 1360 ly are the Flame and Horsehead nebulae. Both are part of the muc larger molecular cloud known as the Orion Complex. #astronomy

10.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the Canadian way.

So Canada's team in that sense. 😈

10.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The Leafs are so checked out that they surrender the puck every time they think they might get hit

10.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Canadian Geese.

10.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grammarly stealing identities is a puzzling strategy for two reasons.

A) Lying and theft as a business strategy. Openly.
B) I thought the whole point of AI was not needing human identities.

10.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He could have saved himself so much grief if he'd just said this a week ago.

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

"I worked my way up from admin assistant to senior vice president in less than a year. My dad's company is proof that upward mobility is possible with just a bit of hard work."

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Calgary has buses? πŸ˜‰

Driving around last couple of days I hardly see any.

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It'd be one of the great ironies if Iran did the world a favour and eliminated Donald Trump.

"The Worst Regime You Know Is Now Owed A Hell of a Favour"

10.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Wiarton Willie truly beloved outside Wiarton?

10.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Large painting, 27x30, horizontal, hanging on a paint splattered studio wall. The painting is of trees lining a lake, reflected in the water. The trees are green, the sky and water are blue. The style of the painting is very hazy and soft.

Large painting, 27x30, horizontal, hanging on a paint splattered studio wall. The painting is of trees lining a lake, reflected in the water. The trees are green, the sky and water are blue. The style of the painting is very hazy and soft.

A grid of 2" strips of coloured fabrics in an old black Singer sewing machine. The strips are autumn leaves colours - orange, yellow, red, deep green, pale green. The strips are woven with 1 1/2" gaps between.

A grid of 2" strips of coloured fabrics in an old black Singer sewing machine. The strips are autumn leaves colours - orange, yellow, red, deep green, pale green. The strips are woven with 1 1/2" gaps between.

I'm working on two very different pieces of art in two locations. Each one tickles a different part of my brain.

10.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cambridge property owner blindsided by nearly $700 sidewalk snow-clearing bill A Cambridge landlord says she was shocked to receive a nearly $700 bill from the city for sidewalk snow clearing at one of her rental properties.

I'm surrounded by investment properties that don't clear their sidewalks. Owner next door lives in Toronto! and the sidewalk's hardly ever shovelled. 🫀

It's a business: either hire someone to clear it, force your tenants to do it via contract, or do it yourself.

www.ctvnews.ca/kitchener/ar...

10.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

Just saying that the fact that auto manufacturers that have been making cars for over 100 years and still make them with defects requiring recalls causes me to doubt their ability to consistently issue OTA software/firmware updates for those same vehicles.

10.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜It’s just a lot to continue to pile on’: downtown Ayr deals with fallout from fire and flood It has been a difficult seven days for people who live and work in downtown Ayr.

β€˜It’s just a lot to continue to pile on’: downtown Ayr deals with fallout from fire and flood

10.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the "Totally Unexpected" category, my rental car kept nagging me to install a software update every time I put it into park. OK fine. It's not mine, so I did it and...

... it did not "Blue Screen"/"Brick" the automobile.

*PHEW*

10.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

It's almost hypocritical, but I think it stems from the fact that he is a fucking idiot promoted way above the level that the Peter principle suggested.

10.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0