Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows

I asked my Magic 8-Ball about email software. It said “Outlook not so good”.

Oh look, it’s the “they have WMDs” excuse.

Our grade school teachers taught us that in America anybody can grow up to be president. We should have been more prepared for this.

So Trump just walked us into a completely unnecessary second front in our proxy war with Russia.

It is one thing to defend Ukraine, it is completely another to go up against Iran when they’re getting support from every hostile nation on earth.

Look, if your pay TV package has Fox News bundled into it, you’re subsidizing this nonsense.

Principles are usually inconvenient.

They were my first concert. Little did I know (because I was a yute), but I was witnessing the recording of their live album Showtime!

I think you two may be onto something…

It still is your birthday *month*.

Traditional media really made a Faustian bargain in their dealings with Google and Meta.

“Can’t Find My Way Home” by Blind Faith.

Also going for bonus points with “Does anyone know what time it is” by Chicago. GPS is used as a time synchronization source.

If only to have it to wrap fish.

Indeed it is, one of the reason I take print news.

They were willing to put on whatever corporate face made them money and now that they have been punished for it, they think they can get back core values that clearly never existed in the first place.

Costco on the other hand…

Media outlets are so starved for quick content that they’ll take anyone with a notable name and start an interview.

There is no money for depth, fact checking, just a tight budget and timeline to get it on the internet.

Until they reign in Google and Meta, it won’t get better.

Good GAWD are these people stupid.

How many Scaramouches does that make?

So…it is a war? Someone let that asshat Johnson know so Congress can determine if it wants to pay to blow up any more school girls.

It is good to set boundaries.

‘But it also added that the launch “is not in response to world events” ‘

Bullshit. We have a bunch of moronic frat boys in-charge of the United States and that is exactly the stunt they’d pull.

They want armageddon because they think they’ll meet Jesus. Bad news fellas…

How does it act around politicians? Is it interested in exploring new opportunities?

Don’t let Trump and his minions have this information, it’ll be on its way to Putin and half dozen randos via Signal.

Cancer with medieval health care is what’s left.

I don’t know what this is, but it has my attention.

You have to be mentally unstable to do exactly the things this guy did to his Oracle customers.

Oh, so now he’s going to like NATO?

The new leader of Iran…we don’t want him. They can have him.

China is going to put an end to this when they’re certain we’ve exhausted our smart weapons and they invade Taiwan.

We’re cooked at that moment.

Jesus F’in Christ.

You don’t want that